Pretty black girlfriend with super long hair: I have no vaginal memory.

Cornell University
Ithaca, New York

Youngish girl to pair of friends: My vagina is ruined after last night.


Crazy bag lady, loudly: I don't suck dick for pussy! I don't suck dick for pussy! I don't suck dick for pussy!
(sits down next to another passenger on the subway)
Crazy bag lady, now in passenger's face: I don't suck dick for pussy!
(female passenger gets up and moves)
Crazy bag lady: Why you jumping? Why you jumping, bitch!? You weren't jumpin' last night when that guy put his long ass dick in you last night!
Female passenger: Excuse me, ma'am, don't say that to me! You don't know me!
(subway train stops)
Conductor: City Hall station!
Female passenger: Excuse me, sir, there's a crazy lady on the subway harassing the other passengers.
Conductor: Oh, could you point her out to me?
(female passenger points to crazy woman yelling)
Conductor: Ma'am, are you bothering people?
Crazy bag lady: Why you tryin' to fuck me standing up!? Why don't you fuck me lying down like a gentleman!
Conductor: Ma'am, I'm calling the police.

Broad Street Line Subway
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Confused-sounding girl on cell: I could fit an orange in my vagina?

Leamington Spa

Overheard by: Bleep

20-something girl: If I had a penis I wouldn't know what to do with it. Awkward.
20-something guy: If I had a vagina I'd stick all kinds of weird stuff in it all the time!

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: akvinsc

Chick: If someone as good-looking as my brother is talking about your vagina, you’re doing something right.

Waffle House
Hagerstown, Maryland

Overheard by: Stephanie

Woman on phone: As long as she can wear it without showing her lady garden, then that's fine by me.

New Zealand

Twenty-something dude: When I grow up, and learn how to play an instrument, I’m calling my band he-gina and she-nis.

Baltimore, Maryland

Drunk girl to drunk friend: Unless you live in my vagina, you wouldn't know!

Springfield, Illinois

Overheard by: Random Bar Guy

Teen girl to friend: I'm too sexy for my vulva.

Tulsa, Oklahoma