So Gay Men Aren't the Target Demograpic for That?

Straight girl: So then we were making out, and it was really good…
Gay guy #1: Wait, isn't this story supposed to be about how good he was at going down on you?
Straight girl: Oh, I'm getting there.
Gay guy #2: Yeah, okay, but this is really taking too long. Get to the point.
Gay guy #1: Seriously. I mean, we don't really like hearing about straight hookups anyway. It's gross. We're just humoring you.
Guy guy #3: This is like the longest pussy-eating story I've heard all day.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: TMI

Posted on July 25, 2022
Fag hags, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Licking, Queers, San Francisco, Sex, Sexuality, Vagina

Shall We Try “P” for “Polanski”?

Guy #1: What aisle are we looking for?
Guy #2: We should be looking under teen girls' rugs.
Guy #1: Yikes!

Furniture Store
New York City, New York

Posted on June 30, 2022
Guys, Hair, New York, Questions, Sex, Shopping, Stores, Vagina

I'm Just a Trust, but Verify Kind Of Gal

College girl: Yeah, but I don't fuck my kids.
Friend: Well, you don't have any yet.
College girl, looking down: I can't believe I just checked my vagina before I answered that.

College Campus
SoCal, California

Posted on June 18, 2022
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Kids, Sex, Students, Vagina

It's So Hard to Find Cheap Storage in the City

Guy reading iPhone: IT sez here some gal in Fort Meyers was arrested and later found to have a knife hidden in her vagina.
Friend: I could go with that…

Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Café con leche

Posted on April 3, 2022
Crimes, Florida, Guys, Vagina, Violence

Tonight's Movie: Bend It Like Bitchy

Girl wearing cleats: What would you do if I cleated you in the vagina?
Friend: Why would you do that?
Girl wearing cleats: No, really, like what if I cleated you right in the labia?

Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on March 9, 2022
Body parts, Default, Friends, Girls, Maryland, Questions, Vagina, Weirdness

Maybe Just Take It to a George Clooney Movie

Girl on cell: We’re going to vibe her vagina. Well, not vibe it.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: K

Posted on February 27, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, On the phone, San Francisco, Toys, Vagina, Words

John Lennon's “Imagine” Went Through Several Preliminary Drafts

Blonde girl: Haha, imagine if my flange was a romantic love chasm… It's more of a cheeky fuckhole.

Loughborough
England

Overheard by: Gibson

Posted on February 15, 2022
Chicks, Compare and contrast, England, Feelings, Sex, Vagina

When the Elderly Are Exposed to Adam Corolla

Old lady to grown daughter: Well you know what your brother's problem is? He's pussy-whipped!

San Jose, California

Posted on January 20, 2022
California, Default, Family ties, Old folks, Questions, Vagina, Women

With the Possible Exception of the Dominant Chord

Professor: So, how was survey of western music?
Girl: It was terrible: someone would always find a way to bring up gender issues. I mean, I hate to break it to you, but eighteenth century tonal music doesn’t give a shit about your vagina.

Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, New York

Posted on January 7, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Gender issues, Girls, Gripes, Music, New York, Questions, Students, Teachers, Vagina, Words

Or, If I Were a Lot Taller, a Golf Bag.

Guy: If I had a vagina I'd have all kinds of stuff up there. (pause) I'd use it as a shower caddy.

Hoboken, New Jersey

Overheard by: Laura

Posted on December 30, 2021
Guys, New Jersey, Vagina, Wishes

Vagina

I'm Just a Trust, but Verify Kind Of Gal