Girl to friend: My pussy's like a rain forest–dark, moist and full of mystery.

The Earl
Atlanta, Georgia

Dude: There’s no way my mom’s vagina could be the Suez Canal.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: JP

Girl #1: Ew! Are you gonna ask her tonight? You gonna ask her?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Why she has a huge fucking bush!
Girl #2: Oh, for sure!

McGill University

Chubby goth girl (gasping): Oh, shit! (spills her coffee)
Skinny punk chick: Did you burn yourself?
Chubby goth girl: No, but I bet my snatch smells like chocolate now.
Skinny punk chick: That's sexy.

Lakeport, California

Guy to another: Don't shake my hand, dude, it's still got pussy on it!

Men's Bathroom
Bar, Alabama

Overheard by: So glad I don't live here anymore

Frustrated gamer playing The Legend of Zelda: Did you see that? She's such a slut! Her vagina was just totally up in link's face. And he's like, twelve. Why are women like that all the time?

University of Massachusetts

Overheard by: the girl in the corner cramming for finals

Girl: In case they forget our names, they’re right here on our vaginas.

1280 Peachtree Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Teen boy to girl: No! It was an Indian! And it was not vagina soup!

Danby, New York

Girl to guy: Do you really not know what a vagina sounds like?

Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Sean Mc

Goth girl: My vagina’s sweating.
Goth boy: They really do that? I thought it was a myth. Man, I’m glad I don’t have one of those.

Congress Avenue and Barton Springs Road
Austin, Texas