Sex

They’re Equally As Funny

Man #1: Yeah, so all comedians are Jewish. Jon Stewart, David Blaine–
Girl: He’s Jewish? God, I totally want to have sex with David Blaine.
Man #2: Do magicians count as comedians?

–B11 bus

Posted on April 7, 2006
About Celebrities, Jews, Jobs & Careers, On the Bus, Pop Culture, Religion, Sex, Sex & Relationships

He Plays Solitaire

Guy #1: You are such a nerd.
Guy #2: You mean because I’m on my laptop during sex?
Guy #1: What?

–42nd & 8th

Posted on April 6, 2006
Kink, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Nerds, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Stall Spies, Times Square

Wednesday One-liners Eat Wedding Cake

WASP man: Yeah. I suffered in jail for 16 years with my first wife. My second wife died of cancer after 5 years. I’ve been married to this one a year and a half…Two out of three’s not bad; if this were baseball, I’d be making a mint.

–A train

Overheard by: Lia

Posted on April 5, 2006
Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Crime and Punishment, Etiquette, Fashion, Food, Kink, Manhattan, Marriage, Money & Class, Murray Hill and Gramercy, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Relationships, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Shopping, Stupidity, Suits, Trains Not Subway, Travel, Union Square and East Village, Upper East Side, Yuppies

Rapunzel’s Wednesday One-liners

Bag lady: Hey, you guys, can you help me out? I’m really hungry!…You need a dye job, you know! Your roots are showing.

–Park Slope

Overheard by: Drew

Posted on April 5, 2006
Anger Management, Body Parts, Brooklyn, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, College, Drinking & Drunk People, Fashion, Fordham, Friendship, Health and Hygiene, Hipsters, Hobos, Lower East Side, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Murray Hill and Gramercy, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Park Slope, Pop Culture, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Staten Island, Stupidity, The Bronx, Times Square, TV, Union Square and East Village

Wednesday One-liners Will Cost You

Woman: So they’re paying the kidnappers child support? I mean I know they want to support their child, but where is the money going? To those crazy people.

–L train

Overheard by: Kelly Marie

Posted on April 5, 2006
Brooklyn, Crime and Punishment, Etiquette, Health and Hygiene, Jobs & Careers, Kink, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Money & Class, On the Subway, One-liners, Parents, Poop, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Stupidity, Teens, The Village, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport

The Cream Cheese was…Perfectly Normal

Girl #1: Randy won’t stop coming on my face.
Girl #2: …Are you going to finish your bagel?

–Waverly & University

Overheard by: S.A.F.

Posted on April 3, 2006
Anger Management, Food, Getting Off, Manhattan, Sex, Sex & Relationships, The Village

He Got the Piccolo

Hipster guy: I’m doing two 7th graders at a time now.
Girl: The same two?
Hipster guy: Naw, I couldn’t stand those little bitches; these are their friends or something…and I don’t even have to take my guitar.

–Elevator, DUMBO