The Girly Bits Of Wednesday One-Liners

Young man in small crowd: Honestly, the vaginas I’ve seen in real life are nowhere near as bad as the vaginas I’ve seen in med school.

–86th & Columbus

Overheard by: Stacey

Girl: I feel like the male anatomy is so much more straightforward. The vag is hard to master.

–Fordham University

20-something girl: If he’s gonna be such a whiny vagina about you being safe about your vagina, then you shouldn’t be sleeping with him anyways.

–NYU Dorm

Teenage boy, eating a sandwich: He said no mayonnaise. It tastes like a big vagina.

–63rd Drive & Queens Boulevard

Hobo: And then the woman just sucked it all into her vagina.

–44th & 7th

Overheard by: The One

Frantic Asian guy, running across the street in front of Worldwide Plaza: Yeah… Yeah… But whose vagina?"

–9th Ave & 50th St

Overheard by: tinyfoo

Posted on June 11, 2008
All Wednesday One-Liners, Asians, Compare/Contrast, Compliments, Food, Fordham, Gender issues, Girls, Hobos, Men, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, NYU, Penis, Queens, Questions, School and studying, Sensory Experiences, Students, The Bronx, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Vagina, Weirdness

‘Bye‘? What the Hell Do You Mean by That?

Thugette to friend, as she exits train: Remember to wash your pussy tonight!
Friend: Bye!

–L Train

Overheard by: Colleen

Posted on June 10, 2008
Advice, Default, Etiquette, Friends, Health and Hygiene, On the Subway, Thugs, Vagina, Weirdness, Women

I Still Think That Nun Was Lying About Satan Living in the Clit

Black teen girl #1: Okay, what’s your sign?
Black teen girl #2: Aries!
Black teen girl #1: [reading] “You will learn a lot this month…”
Black teen girl #2: Man, fuck that shit, all I want to learn is the true anatomy of my vagina!

–N Train

Overheard by: Natalie

Posted on June 9, 2008
Black People, Compare/Contrast, Default, Girls, On the Subway, Questions, Teens, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes & desires

You’ll Ruin the Other New Yorkers’ Delicate Sensibilities

Girl walking with friend: Well how about a fist to your vagina!?
Friend: [Looking around.] Uhh you really don’t want to be saying that right now.

–Jay Street

Posted on June 8, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Friends, Girls, Hand-Jobs, Offers and requests, Questions, Vagina, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport

That Would Be Hot, Though

Girlfriend: Did I ever tell you about the time I was on this train really late at night and this old guy sitting across from me was looking at these comics that had, like, really graphic drawings of vaginas?
Boyfriend: With like… vines crawling out of them?
Girlfriend: [Pause.] Ummm… No.

–Downtown 6 Train

Posted on June 7, 2008
Boyfriends, Default, Girlfriends, On the Subway, Porn, Public Transportation, Questions, Vagina, Weirdness

Google “Pussy” If You Doubt Me

Loud black girl #1: If you got the same father but different mothers you half siblings. If you got the same mother but different fathers you whole siblings!
Loud black girl #2: No it ain’t! You’re wrong.
Loud black girl #1, to older black man standing in front of them: Excuse me, sir. You look older and wiser than us. Which one of us is right?
Older black man: If you got the same mamma y’all sistas.
Loud black girl #2: That’s not right.
Loud black girl #1: You just wait till we get out this train and have service and we will both text message Google and see who’s right. Same mamma makes you whole siblings!
Loud black girl #2: Fine, but you wrong.
Loud black girl #1: Yes you are, cause you all come out the same pussy! It’s the pussy that matters!

–6 Train

Overheard by: Alie

Posted on June 2, 2008
Black People, Compare/Contrast, Compliments, Default, Family Ties, Girls, Old People, On the Subway, Questions, Vagina

Now My Ears Burn When I Pee.

NYU girl, to girl with earplugs: Ew! He put those in his ears and now they’re in yours?!
Girl with earplugs: …He put his penis in my vagina…

–4th & Astor

Overheard by: claire

Headline by: Tim Ferlito

Runners-Up:
· “Five More Orifices: Just Think Of the Possibilities!” – sim etrias
· “Granted, the Earplugs Go in Deeper…” – flippin
· “Haven’t You Heard Of Hearing AIDS?” – Constant Irritant
· “He Gives Good Aural Too.” – Rick Felice
· “Not Just His Earwax, But the Earwax Of Every Girl He’s Ever….” – Matt
· “Wax On, Whacks Off” – NJ

Click here to see the new Headline Contest

Posted on May 20, 2008
Girls, Headline Contest Winners, Health and Hygiene, Penis, Relationships, Sex, Students, Union Square and East Village, Vagina

Making Your Wife’s Vajayjay “Talk” Like a Puppet Doesn’t Count

Cute blonde: We should go see The Vagina Monologues.
Awkward Indian man: Yeah, that’s my play!

–Columbia University

Posted on May 17, 2008
Columbia (& Barnard), Columbia University, Default, Girls, Men, Native Americans, Theater & Dance, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes & desires

Men Rightly Fear the Pitter Patter of Labia Minora

Girl #1: She yelled at me for being a stalker!
Girl #2: Why? What did you do?
Girl #1: I was following him with my eyes.
Girl #2: Oh! That’s not so bad. It’s not like you were actually following him, like… With your feet.
Girl #3: Or your vagina.

–Wagner College

Posted on May 16, 2008
College, Compare/Contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Harassment, Questions, Staten Island, Vagina