Doctor: Okay, we're going to give you an iron shot.
Nurse: Roll over on your side. Okay, you're just going to feel a little prick in your butt.
Patient: Better than the finger that was up there earlier!
ER
Newport Beach, California
Doctor: Okay, we're going to give you an iron shot.
Nurse: Roll over on your side. Okay, you're just going to feel a little prick in your butt.
Patient: Better than the finger that was up there earlier!
ER
Newport Beach, California
Irish rugby fan, to crowd of others: … So I said to him, ‘It’s just like eating out your sister’s pussy — tastes just as good, but it’s not quite right.’
Metro
Paris
France
Overheard by: kitkat …Scarred for Life
Awkward guy to girl: Sometimes I pretend you are my child… And man, are you cute!
Eugene, Oregon
Creepster in poncho: I like your hair.
Hot chick: Oh, thanks.
Creepster in poncho: It smells like my grandma.
Bus stop
Gainesville, Florida
Dirty casanova: So, I’m going out with Sarah, and when she leaves Montreal I’m going out with Sarah… The other one. I don’t put all my eggs in one Sarah.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/10/easter-bunny-i-know-exactly-what-you-mean/
Browser #1: They only eat dead flesh. They only eat dead flesh! They only eat dead flesh!
Browser #2: What are you talking about?
Browser #1: They only eat dead flesh — y’know, maggots — and I found them in my garbage can and they only eat dead flesh. They only eat dead flesh, y’know?
Flea market
Kentucky
Bearded dude: Yeah… I care a lot more about my penis than I do my friends.
Not quite as bearded dude: Oh, totally.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/270406952/you-know-what-they-say-about-loving-yourself.html
Overheard by: wondering if that is selfish, or self preservation…
Woman, about two men hugging: Okay, good. Now I want to see you make out. For two minutes. In slow motion.
Crossgates Mall
Albany, New York
Overheard by: conrad jones
Sketchy guy: So, like, if you were hooking up with someone but not dating — just sex — would you tell them you had an STD?
Girl: Are you kidding me?
Sketchy guy: But, like, you’re not actually dating — just having sex.
Girl: [Shocked silence.]
Vassar College
Poughkeepsie, New York
Overheard by: absolutely horrified
Girl: So, felching is when I rim you, right?
Guy: Something like that.
Girl: Is it like a frumpie? I think I’m more comfortable getting fucked in the ass by a girl than a guy. I mean, it’s like the oral thing — I’d rather lick a pussy while you fuck me than suck a dick.
Guy: Alright.
Girl: I can’t believe your neighbor knocked on your door to shut us up! That was too funny.
Guy: She’s British. She doesn’t really understand rough sex, just tea and finding her husband in her thongs.
Hop’s Grill and Bar
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: just trying to eat dinner without hearing the word ‘frumpie’
