Gossip

Old frat boy #1: Yeah, dude, I really need to get my stuff together. I’ve already graduated college and I still live like I’m in college.
Old frat boy #2: Yeah, don’t mess around and end up like Mike* — he’s about to have a second kid. Both of them were mistakes.
Old frat boy #1: Yeah, I always make the girls I have sex with stand on their heads after. I’m so glad that urban legend is true.
Old frat boy #2: Haha, yeah, I always make the girls I hook up with do post-coital jumping jacks.

Metrobus
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Tyler

Perky grad student: I got kicked out of vegetarianism for eating brains. I ate brains, I ate testicles, I ate stomachs… Stomachs are really gross.

Blacksburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Amy

These People Are Everywhere

Thugette: I ain’t talking to you no more!
Thug: Well, let me ask you a question — about you.
Thugette: Alright.
Thug: What you heard about me?!

Downtown Mall
Charlottesville, Virginia

30-ish blonde: Yeah, my three o’clock appointment canceled, so I lasered off my pubes.

Bar
Newcastle, Oklahoma

Guy on cell: So yeah, I broke it off with her… Well, she has a thing for feet, and I have a thing about feet, so it just wasn’t going to work.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/145427.html

Queer: … And I was like, ‘Honey, it’s not like I have a subscription to Town and Country to look at the dresses!’

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: widget

Dude to friends: He was a fiend, I tell you! He’s a fiend in woman’s form.

University of Liverpool
United Kingdom

Dude: Overall, it was a good weekend… My knees, ass and thumb hurt.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/gotcha.html

Overheard by: clickmehard

Hardhat telling story in falsetto voice: Leave me alone! I have a million things on my mind! [Switching to own voice] I’m like, ‘We haven’t had sex in weeks!’

Boston, Massachusetts

Bimbette: I don’t know… I just feel something swimming around inside of me!

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/06/its-spitting-image.html