Balls

Teenage boy in toy section: Giant balls always look good on paper…but they don't really work out in real life.

DeKalb, Illinois

Mom to young son: Don't say “testicles” in public!

Mount Rushmore, South Dakota

Overheard by: Sarah

Human evolution professor, showing a slide of a monkey: Just look at those testicles! They're huge and pink…just…they're all in your face!

Anthropology Classroom, Kent State University
Ohio

Overheard by: Laureen

Teacher, to students: … And it’s not like he’s going to need that testicle…

Poole Grammar School
England

Gay guy to female friend: Just because I have testicles doesn't mean I'm any less of a woman.

Saskatchewan
Canadia

Teacher: What that show didn't tell you is that ferrets smell like dirty wet dog.
Seven-year-old girl: Well, you know you can get their scent glands removed.
Teacher: Yeah, but is that really good for them?
Seven-year-old girl: I think it's about the same as removing a dog's testicles.

Seattle, Washington

Coworker, indignantly: Stop locking up my chuzzles!

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Should be working

Grocery bagger to another: Yeah, man — just last month I spent over a hundred bucks on my balls!

Overheard by: Chey

Woman: Oh, man, I wish I had nuts.

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Amused Friend

Waiter: How were the balls?
Blonde: Well, they were filling.

Cheesecake Factory
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Mallory