Wednesday One-Liner Cheney

Guy to friends: She walks like she has a huge dick, that's how she walks!

–Office Building, 34th St & 3rd Ave

Overheard by: Spacedog ears

Drunk guy: So I put my dick in the hard drive.

–10th St & Ave A

Overheard by: guy walking dow street friday

Girl on cell: I can't compete with his dick!

–L Train

Overheard by: fuhggedaboudit

Angry hot girl to friend: Even if he's the biggest swinging dick in the world, so what?

–10th St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: jennifer tobias

Angry middle-aged woman to silent husband: I come home, I want some gin and some dick.

–59th St & Lexington Ave

Overheard by: Dave

Posted on January 26, 2011
Compare/Contrast, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Penis, Trains Not Subway, Union Square and East Village, Upper East Side, Wednesday One-Liners Vary, West Village, Wishes & desires

In Fairness, Jennifer Beals Still Looks Great

Mom to children: You guys look like dancers!
Little girl #1: Yeah!
Little girl #2: Yeah! Like flash dancers!
Mom: What are flash dancers?
Little girl #1: They take of their clothes and flash people!
Little girl #2: Yeah!

–Whole Foods, Bowery

Overheard by: Bruce Lee

Posted on January 23, 2011
Compare/Contrast, Dancing, Kids, Moms, Weirdness, Whole Foods

And He's Not Even Cute

Gay guy: I don't know, like, I've just had such a bad week, it's been terrible.
Friend: It's like A Series of Unfortunate Events, dude!
Gay guy: You're so right. Count Olaf is like, all up in my grill!

–8th & University

Overheard by: sophie

Posted on January 5, 2011
Books & Writing, Compare/Contrast, Friends, Gays and Lesbians, Gripes, West Village

…Or Just Suck on Its Exhaust Pipe?

Kindly stranger: Where do you want to go?
Lost couple: The Jersey Gardens outlet mall.
Kindly stranger: Do you want to take the bus?

–Port Authority Bus Terminal

Overheard by: Tim

Posted on December 23, 2010
Bus, Compare/Contrast, Directions, Shopping, White Trash

Who's Gonna Tell Him He Can't?

Man #1: Nice beard. You look like Santa!
Man #2, gesturing to his jacket: Santa? Does Santa drive a Harley too?

–72nd St & Broadway

Overheard by: Natasha

Posted on December 20, 2010
Cars and Driving, Compare/Contrast, Compliments, Men, Physical appearance, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

…As We Learned the Hard Way During Fraternity Rush Week.

Guy #1: Big girls need love too!
Guy #2: Not from me, my bed is too small to fit a baby whale.

–46th St & 6th

Overheard by: TL

Posted on November 10, 2010
Compare/Contrast, Diet/Weight, Guys, Height, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Physical appearance, Sex

Doesn't Our Friendship Have a Clause That Prohibits You from Singing?

Perplexed girl #1: What is with that guy from Tokyo hotel? Is it a man or woman?
Perplexed girl #2: It's like a shim. I think it's like androgynous… Sort of like Pat!
Perplexed girl #1: Oh my god! That movie was the best! We should totally rent that and laugh hysterically at it. (starts singing) “It's time for androgyny, here come Pat!”

–2nd Ave

Posted on November 8, 2010
About Celebrities, Compare/Contrast, Gender issues, Girls, Laughter, Movies, Music, Physical appearance, Street

Wednesday One-Liners Are Beautiful, Dammit!

Man to woman on lunch date: Pussy makes the world go round. When you're 85, dyin', you don't want to regret it if you never got to stick your head up there, or whatever. You wanna die sated.

–Madison Square Park

Overheard by: Christine

Man, as two women approach: Vagiiiiiina, vagiiiiiiiiiiiina, vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaa!

–Washington Square

Overheard by: Joe

Hipster on cell: I don't even know you! I do not want to see your vagina.

–Park Ave & 22nd St

Overheard by: Sophia

Suit on cell: I'm gonna cut off her cunt and make her wear it as a hat!

–Times Square

Teenager to friend: That girl has a Stargate vagina. You put it in and, bam, a kid pops out!

–Catherine St & Madison St

Girl at speed dating event: …like my vagina!

–Watering Hole, E 19th St

Posted on November 3, 2010
Age/Aging, All Wednesday One-Liners, Compare/Contrast, Death, Friends, Girls, Hipsters, Kids, Lower East Side, Madison Square Garden, Men, On Cell, One-liners, Parks, Pregnancy & Birth Control, Sex, Street, Suits, Teens, Threats, Times Square, Union Square and East Village, Vagina, Violence, Washington Square Park, Wednesday One-Liners, Weirdness, Wishes & desires, Women

Your Editors Just Attained Enlightenment Over Here

Girl: You're running around like a chicken with its legs cut off.
Guy: Wait, how can a chicken run without legs?
Girl: I don't know! It's an expression!

–AMC Loews Cinemas

Overheard by: Michael Brawley

Posted on October 29, 2010
Birds, Compare/Contrast, Girls, Guys, Movie Theaters, Questions, Words

How Boring Jersey Shore Would Be Without Any Alcohol

Guy #1: The beach has been really big this summer.
Guy #2: They beach is big every summer.

–20th & 8th Ave

Overheard by: Barrett

Posted on October 28, 2010
Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Compare/Contrast, Guys, Stupidity

Compare/Contrast