It's Pronounced “Canadia”

Son: It is cold, like Canada!
Mom: You've never been to Canada.
Daughter: Don't talk about Canada.

–Spanish Harlem

Overheard by: Jaina

Posted on October 10, 2008
Brothers, Compare/Contrast, Default, Global Geography, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Moms, Offers and requests, Sisters, Travel, Weather

…Unless You Have Her Number on Hand.

Drunk balding fratboy in elevator: Dude who's that chick in the picture on your phone?
Tall friend: Oh, it's my niece.
Drunk balding fratboy in elevator: Buzzkill.

–Bowlmor Night Club

Overheard by: Revere La Noue

Posted on October 10, 2008
Clubs, Default, Drunks, Family Ties, Frat Boys, Friends, Guys, Pictures, Questions, The Village, Words

If You're Gonna Lie, at Least Be in the Gutter with a Fifth of Jack Daniels.

Middle school girl on Nextel: Hi mom.
Mom (from Nextel): Hello?
Girl (into Nextel): Yeah, mom. Hello? I am on my way home.
Mom (from Nextel): Where are you?
Girl (into Nextel): I am just getting off the bus right now.

–Target, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Lynda

Posted on October 9, 2008
Brooklyn, Default, Girls, Kids, Lies, Moms, Public Transportation, Questions, Store, Tweens

Which Is, Incidentally, Also My Rapper Name

Man: Hey, is that postcard in 3D?
Woman: Nope. It's just normal d.

–JFK

Posted on October 9, 2008
At the Airport, Default, JFK Airport, Men, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Stupidity, Women, Words

How Was I Supposed to Know She Was a Mannequin?

Bro #1: I mean, you can't turn that down.
Bro #2: Right, you can't turn that down! I mean, she had boobs!

–University Place & North Washington Square

Overheard by: Anna P.

Posted on October 9, 2008
Advice, Default, Friends, Guys, Nipples, Sexuality, Washington Square Park

Like a Bowling Ball Hitting the Lead Pin

Drunk guy #1: I haven't really done anything past missionary.
Drunk guy #2: Dude, why?
Drunk guy #1: Well I did do this one where she bent over and my balls kept on smacking her ass.
Drunk guy #2: Doggie style?
Drunk guy #1: No, not doggie style, I've seen dogs fuck, and it wasn't like this, like my balls were really smacking her ass, it made a sound. I watched dogs, their balls don't make a sound like that. It was like a smack, you know.

–PATH Train

Posted on October 9, 2008
Balls, Compare/Contrast, Default, Drunks, Guys, Names, On the Subway, Questions, Sex, We Love Our Pets

Eventually, Snoop Would Find His Calling As a Rapper

Manager: How could you bring a dutch to work and not think that I would write you up for it? You'd better have a doctor's note for that.
Employee: Damn nigga, what'd you think? Of course I have a doctor's note!

–Duane Reade

Posted on October 9, 2008
9 to 5-ers, Coworkers, Default, Duane Reade, Health and Hygiene, Questions, Weed, Words

Ever Try Doing the Moses Arms to Part It?

Hoochie with kids on cell: They gave me four pills for when my period comes on… (looks at cashier) Um… They said it's gonna flood.
Cashier cutie: Looks like the flood gates already opened.

–CVS Pharmacy

Overheard by: Heater