Some Tourists Are Natural New Yorkers.

Drunk tourist guy #1 to guy on movie set: Hey, what are they filming?
Guy on movie set: Arthur.
Drunk tourist guy #1: Cool! With Dudley Moore?
Drunk tourist guy #2: Dudley Moore is dead, you fucking idiot!

–Park Ave & 51st St

Overheard by: Annie

Posted on January 28, 2015
About Celebrities, Death, Drunks, Film, Guys, Insults, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Movies, Tourists

Princess Smoke-’em-up Is Having a Weird Day

Guy: So she invited me in and I had a beer.
Girl: You had a beer?! What?!
Guy: Yeah, I had a beer.
Girl: Oh my god! That is so weird!
Guy: Well, I mean, I didn’t have my own. So I had a beer and then we rehearsed.
Girl: Oh my god. I can’t believe you had a beer and then rehearsed! That is so weird!

–Waverly Place & Broadway

Overheard by: Sam

Posted on January 27, 2015
Default, Drinks, Girls, Guys, Questions, The Village, Weirdness

The Best Chance Of Getting a Job in This Economy

Girl: It's so good to see you, it's been like two years. What have you been up to?
Guy: Well, I've been playing a lot of Guitar Hero.

–Union Square

Overheard by: Kristin

Posted on January 27, 2015
Girls, Guys, Questions, Time, Union Square and East Village, Video Games

Nah, I'm Too Depressed to Hypothesize

Dominican guy: I really like your haircut.
Brooklyn guy: Yeah, the women at work really liked it, but I never take anything they say seriously because I know how ugly I am.
Dominican guy: Yeah, I know what you mean. You know like when women say “I want to be with you,” but they really don't do that…
Brooklyn guy: Okay, this is the only thing that is going to be true of what I say from now on. Every girl I asked out has said yes, but didn't mean it.
Dominican guy: Is this a hypothetical situation?

–Harlem

Posted on January 26, 2015
Beauty, Dating, Dominicans, Guys, Hair, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Lies, Physical appearance, Questions, Wishes & desires

They Come in Black, Right?

Metrosexual guy: Oh, there were babies everywhere in there.
JAP #1: I know, babies are so trendy!
JAP #2: I have to get one.

–Outside Anthropology, 5th Ave

Overheard by: population control

Posted on January 25, 2015
Babies, Default, Guys, JAPs, Metrosexuals, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Stupidity, Wishes & desires

It’s Not Like We Hung a Pussies Welcome Sign

Guy on cell: You don’t want to move here…No! I’m telling you, this place sucks. You make $1000 bucks a week, $600 after taxes. Then you can’t go to all of the fun bars and places like that because you can’t freakin’ afford it. All you end up doing is watching all of the freakin’ wealthy people go out and have a good time. Dude, I’m telling you, it’s not what it’s hyped to be. I was totally tricked.

–Houston & Lafayette