…for You

Creepy guy: So, how much hair do you have up there?
Fuzzy-haired chick with hair in a bun: Yeah, if I don't braid it at night, it's all…
Creepy guy: Ho, I like it. I want to crawl in and make a nest there.
Fuzzy-haired chick: Yeah, that would be cool.

–The Strand

Overheard by: stephie

Posted on May 23, 2015
Creepsters, Girls, Hair, Questions, Store, Weirdness

Wanna Buy a Bridge, Wednesday One-Liners?

10-year-old tourist kid: Mom, is Brooklyn famous for its graffiti?

–Coney Island-bound D train

Overheard by: BB

White guy, pointing: Over there in Brooklyn three-year-olds just, like, walk around!

–Delancey & Essex

Overheard by: Red Hair

Guy walking through bar: What’s with Brooklyn and beards?

–Union Hall, Park Slope

Overheard by: jasonjason

Guy: Brooklyn is the middle borough in terms of goodness.

–Kosher Delight

Thugette to double decker tour bus: Brooklyn! Brooklyn! You’re taking a tour of Brooklyn! I just got out of jail!

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: Staying on the bus….

Posted on May 22, 2015
All Wednesday One-Liners, Brooklyn, Guys, Hair, Hudson River, Kids, Lower East Side, NYC Geography, On the Subway, Overheard Overheard, Park Slope, Philosophy, Prison, Questions, Restaurants & Cafes, Thugs, Tourists, Weirdness, White People

It’s Too Hard Pretending to Be Who I Already Am

Metrosexual: Have you gone to that hair salon I told you about?
Scruffy artist: I walked by…
Metrosexual: It’s beautiful.
Scruffy artist: I can’t go in. It’s too hipster.
Metrosexual: No! It’s anti-hipster.
Scruffy artist: Well, I can’t do the cultural math.

–Ft Greene apartment building lobby

Posted on May 18, 2015
Advice, Artists, Beauty, Brooklyn, Fashion, Friends, Hair, Metrosexuals, Stupidity, Talking/Convos

I Got the GPS Upgrade

Girl #1: You look nice with curled hair!
Girl #2: Thank you!
Girl #1: You have the nice curls, not the ones that don’t know where they’re going.

–Baruch College

Overheard by: joann

Posted on May 14, 2015
Beauty, College, Girls, Hair, Students

One Still Occasionally Meets a Lady of the Old School

Bimbette: Oh my god, and he totally had pubes all over his bed–
Irritated chick, interrupting: –What the fuck? Why the hell do you care if he had pubes all over his bed?!
Bimbette: … I… Uh…
Irritated chick: Just shut up, bitch.

–Macy’s

Posted on May 7, 2015
Bimbettes, Girls, Hair, Insults, Store

Fine. You Might As Well Blow Me.

Dancing queer #1: Your hair looks like you put your finger in an electrical socket.
Dancing queer #2: And yours is receding. And here we are.

–Fire Island Pines

Overheard by: Another Dancing Queen

Posted on May 5, 2015
Hair, Long Island, Queer guys

Because Postal Workers Are Legendary for Having Such Great Senses Of Humor

Post office dude: Where is this going to?
Chick: Germany.
Post office dude: Is there anything hazardous to your health in there?
Chick: Uh no, just magazines. And well, some of my hair that's stuck to that tape on the package as well.
Post office dude: Oh, I don't know what customs has to say about that. They will have to deal with that. But wait, I will check.
Chick: That was a joke! I'm not sending hair!
Post office dude: What, but you just said…
Chick: Wow. It was a lame joke! You can literally see half of my scalp under that tape. I tried to cut it with my teeth and and some of my hair got stuck under it… Nevermind!
Post office dude: Ugh. $16.56, please.

–Post Office, Brooklyn Heights

Posted on April 22, 2015
Brooklyn, Clerks, Customers, Hair, Health and Hygiene, Money & Class, Post Office, Questions, Stupidity

I’m Kinda Racissy

Chick #1: Would you ever get your pubic hair chemically straightened?
Chick #2: No, I wouldn’t let Chinese people touch my vagina.

–A train

Overheard by: Francesca

Posted on April 21, 2015
Biotechs, Girls, Hair, On the Subway, Questions, Vagina

Ocean’s Two

Girl: My girlfriend used to date George Clooney and he would have her shave his balls all the time.
Drunk guy: Really? I shave down there, what do you think about that?
Girl: I kinda wanna stop talking to you now.

–Loki Lounge, Park Slope