What a Cocky Shit

Teen boy #1: Yo, pussy!
Teen boy #2: You just called me a pussy?
Teen boy #1: You are what you eat!

–Astor Place

Overheard by: Jenya

Posted on February 5, 2015
Boys, Eating Out, Insults, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Talking/Convos, Teens, Terms of Endearment, The Village

Dude, Summer School Was Never Cool

Student taking exam: Mr. F, sir, I really don’t understand this.
Mr. F: See your ass in summer school, nigga!
Student taking exam: I’m sorry, what?
Mr. F: So, that’s not cool anymore?

–High school

Posted on February 4, 2015
Education, Insults, Questions, School, School and studying, Students, Stupidity, Talking/Convos, Teachers/Professors

Do I Look Like a Congressman to You?

Wasted yuppie dude: Officer, officer!
Cop: Yeah?
Wasted yuppie dude: That bouncer at Stan's?
Cop: Yeah?
Wasted yuppie dude: He's on fucking steroids!
Cop: So?

–159th St & River Ave, Bronx

Overheard by: Matt

Posted on February 2, 2015
Cops, Health and Hygiene, Insults, Questions, The Bronx, Yuppies

You Know the Deal. You Finish Last.

Woman blocking sidewalk for filming: Please wait two minutes. Just two minutes.
Woman barging through crowd: I didn't know this was a congregation area! (curses at woman blocking crowd)
Polite girl: Since the asshole got through, can the nice people go through?

–Bleecker St

Posted on February 1, 2015
Assholes, Girls, Insults, Nice People, Only in New York, Questions, Street, Women

A Walking Salad Is Not for Everyone

Irritated man to girlfriend: Oh my god! You are so fucking stupid!
Girlfriend: You are so mean! (stops suddenly) Oh my god! I just got ranch dressing in my ear!

–Times Square

Posted on January 30, 2015
Body Parts, Boyfriends, Food, Insults, Times Square

…In the Shape Of Three 6's.

Creepy drunk guy: I'm going to go to the bathroom and then I'm going to come back and hit on you some more.
Girl to friend: I fucking hope not, I think that guy has an open wound on his arm.

–W 12th

Posted on January 30, 2015
Creepsters, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Guys, Health and Hygiene, Insults, The Village, Threats, Violence

The Public's Reaction to Julia Roberts' Performance in Charlie Wilson's War

Woman on phone: This is completely unacceptable! You work for the United States Government, and this is completely unacceptable!
Crazy old man: Shut up, you stupid cow!

–Hudson & Charles

Posted on January 30, 2015
Crazies, Government, Gripes, Insults, Old People, On Cell, The Village, Women

It'll Be a Brilliant Follow-up to Your Last Term Paper, “Why George Washington's a Big Poopyhead”

NYU girl #1: So what are you going to call your essay?
NYU girl #2: “Why Ansel Adams sucks.” By Tina*.
NYU girl #1: That sounds about right.

–Washington Square Park

Overheard by: Bruce Lee

Posted on January 29, 2015
Books & Writing, Insults, Parks, Students, Visual Art, Washington Square Park

Some Tourists Are Natural New Yorkers.

Drunk tourist guy #1 to guy on movie set: Hey, what are they filming?
Guy on movie set: Arthur.
Drunk tourist guy #1: Cool! With Dudley Moore?
Drunk tourist guy #2: Dudley Moore is dead, you fucking idiot!

–Park Ave & 51st St

Overheard by: Annie

Posted on January 28, 2015
About Celebrities, Death, Drunks, Film, Guys, Insults, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Movies, Tourists

Socks Go on First

Trendy big black woman #1: Girl, did you see that woman?
Trendy big black woman #2: Hell yeah.
Trendy big black woman #1: Looks like she got dressed without instructions!

–McDonald’s, 34th & 5th

Overheard by: Joey Madison

Posted on January 28, 2015
Black People, Fashion, Insults, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen

Insults