The Dishonorable Discharge Of Wednesday One-Liners

Girl on cell: Okay, how do I put this delicately? (pause) Yeah, I don't think I can. Here's the difference between you and me: when I hear that a guy I like is riddled with STDs, I cut off all ties and stop thinking of him as a potential sexual conquest. (pause) Alright, dude, but don't come crying to me when you get your first outbreak.

–Chelsea

Overheard by: tatunit

20-something girl: I swear to god: if I get syphilis, I'm spreading it.

–Penn Station

Girl on cell phone: Yeah, and then the lady asked me to take off my pants because she wanted to do an examination. Well, I freaked because it's like a fucking jungle down there, and I wasn't expecting the exam. It was alright, though, the poster in front of me with disgusting images of vaginas with warts and cysts and stuff gave me comfort that the situation could be a lot more embarrassing.

–NYU Health Center

Girl on cell: I didn't say anything about your sister having herpes!

–Hunter College

Crazy health teacher: Now I am going to speak about sexually transmitted diseases. I know this is a subject which you enjoy. (students laugh) What? It is true. Everyone begins to grow excited when I speak of this subject.

–High School, Queens

Overheard by: Sunny

Posted on February 10, 2010
All Wednesday One-Liners, Assholes, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Compare/Contrast, Crazies, Crying, Education, Family Ties, Girls, Health and Hygiene, Hunter, Insults, Laughter, Medicine, On Cell, One-liners, Penn Station, Physical appearance, Queens, Sex, STDs, Street, Teachers/Professors, Vagina, Wednesday One-Liners, Weirdness, Wishes & desires

Common People: Ooooo…

Asian girl #1: Which college do you want to attend?
Asian girl #2: I want to be like common people and go to BMCC.

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Lucie

Posted on February 4, 2010
Asians, Education, Girls, Penn Station, Questions, School and studying, Wishes & desires

Scabies Can Be Cured; Winter Only Goes Into Remission

Short girl: I just don't like the winter, it's so depressing.
Suit #1: I know. And I have scratches all over my body.
Suit #2: How did that happen?
Suit #1: I'm not sure, but…
Short girl: Maybe you have scabies!

–Penn Station

Overheard by: The WC

Posted on January 31, 2010
Girls, Health and Hygiene, Penn Station, Psychology, STDs, Suits, Weather

…Are the Jews Allowed to Sit?

Conductor #1: Please remove your personal belongings from unoccupied seats to allow other passengers to sit.
Conductor #2: Okay, Hitler.

–Amtrak Train, Penn Station

Overheard by: Ames

Posted on January 25, 2010
Conductors, Hitler/Nazis, Penn Station, Public Transportation, Stupidity, Train Station, Trains Not Subway

No Married Person Would Have to Ask

Guy: Why didn't you just leave?
Woman: I wanted to wait for you, idiot.
Guy: But I said you could just go.
Woman: Whatever, dick. This is exactly why I didn't want to go.
Guy: This is why I asked you. Why do you always have to be like this?
Woman: Why did you fucking ask me if you knew I wouldn't want to go?
Guy: Because you're my wife, and that's my family. I just always thought that I could bring my wife to a family party.
Random passenger: Are you two really married? Is that really your wife?
Guy: Yes.

–LIRR, Penn Station