The Black Flag is at Half-mast

Guy #1: You do such dumb shit.
Guy #2: I do not.
Guy #1: Well, what about that E-trades tattoo on your leg?
Guy #2: I’m hardcore!

–1 train

Chick: Sell-out by day…
Suit: Shut up, okay? Whatever pays the bills.

–CBGBs, The Bowery

Overheard by: Sarah Royal

Drunk guy on cell: Dude, that’s crap, you gotta live hardcore!

–Williamsburg

Overheard by: Kate Elizabeth

Teen girl: Man this sucks. Where are all the punks?

–8th & Broadway

Overheard by: Mary

Chick: Darryl doesn’t even know what hardcore is, first off. He was all, “What, is that like some kind of porn?”.

–2nd & A

Overheard by: Kira

Punk girl: Fight bureaucracy!
Suit: You’re not the boss of me.

–Leonard between Broadway & Church

Overheard by: Lakini Malich

Posted on October 13, 2014
Alphabet City, Bars & Clubs, Brooklyn, CBGB, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Favorites, Jobs & Careers, Manhattan, On Cell, On the Subway, People, Places, Porn, Punks, Sex, Soho, Suits, Tattoos, Teens, Topics, Union Square and East Village, Venues, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport, West Village, Williamsburg, Words

Not Too Bad, As Far As Blind Dates Go

A hobo on crutches hobbles towards a chick walking in the opposite direction, and she swerves to avoid him.

Crutchbo: You think you can outsmart me, bitch? Next time I’ll cut you.
Woman: I’m hoping there won’t be a next time.

–Port Authority

Posted on October 11, 2014
Anger Management, Hobos, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, People, Places, Port Authority, Retards & Handicaps, Stab, Topics, Violence, Women

Hey “Mom”: It Can’t Drown if There’s No Water

Girl #1: When I’m older and I’m pregnant, I hope I’m standing when my water breaks cause I don’t want the baby to come down and, like, drown.
Girl #2: My Mom went down in a gutter with me.

–B44 bus

Posted on October 9, 2014
Moms, On the Bus, People, Pregnancy & Birth Control, Should've Used a Condom, Stupidity, Tweens

She’s a Sex Ed Class Dummy

Queer: Today Daisy totally showed me her vagina!
Girl: She shows everyone her vagina.

–3rd & 6th

Overheard by: zin

Posted on October 5, 2014
Manhattan, People, Places, Queers, Topics, Union Square and East Village, Vagina

Kids Say the Stupidest Things

Two boys were playing on a fire escape.

Boy #1: Okay. Now I’ll be the policeman, and you be the fireworks on Coney Island.

–Windsor Terrace

Posted on October 5, 2014
Brooklyn, Coney Island, Cops, Kids, Parades & Festitivites, People, Places

That Depends on the Flavor

Guy #1: I think you just stepped in pee, there.
Guy #2: Ew.
Guy #1: I think it was human.
Guy #2: Ew. It was kind of greenish.
Guy #1: Maybe it was antifreeze. Don’t lick your shoe or anything. Not that you should if it was pee, I mean.

–26th & 2nd

Posted on October 1, 2014
Manhattan, People, Poop

Are You Ready for the Sex, Wednesday One-liners?

Guy on cell: Of course I hate her! However, that’s not gonna stop me from fucking her.

–Park Slope

Girl: Your mouth is warm. Lick my face.

–Forest Hills

Overheard by: Sara R.

Man on cell: I don’t see what the big deal was. It was only a blowjob.

–Greene Street between Spring & Prince

Posted on October 1, 2014
BJs, On Cell, One-liners, People, Pick-up Lines, Sex, Sex & Relationships

This Medal Smells Funny

Guy: What flavor should I get?
Drunk girl: I’d get butter pecan but I’m lactose intolerant and it’d make me shit like a champ.

–Bodega, Houston & 6th

Posted on September 27, 2014
Advice, Bodegas, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Food, Girls, Guys, Health and Hygiene, Junk Food & Fast Food, Manhattan, People, Places, Poop, Soho, Topics, Venues

Just Don’t Expect a Ride Home

Girl #1: No, dude, I’m telling you, all the men going to Paris right now are so gay.
Girl #2: Oh my god, that’s so not true. Johnny Depp lives there. Totally not gay.
Girl #1: Yeah, I guess…
Girl #2: Trust me, you’ll find someone to lose your virginity to there. I’m sure most of them are just, like, metro or bi, anyway.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Pam Jones

Posted on September 22, 2014
Celebrities, Columbia (& Barnard), People, Sex

Batman Ends

Woman #1: Do you have the time?
Woman #2: Yeah, it’s 6:15.
Hobo: But when’s it gonna be time for you and me?…I said, when’s it gonna be time for you and me? All right then, same time tomorrow.

–Central Park

Overheard by: robin b.

Posted on September 22, 2014
Hobos, People, Pick-up Lines

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