Guy #1: What’s with the queerfest?
Guy #2: It’s tomorrow night.
–Ave A & 3rd St.
Guy #1: What’s with the queerfest?
Guy #2: It’s tomorrow night.
–Ave A & 3rd St.
Guy: The bed shook. It shook with me. The bed shook.
–26th & 3rd
Contributed by: Megan Buckley
Man digging through trash can: Hey, this shirt isn’t bad. I could use it for my bird.
–Spring St.
Overheard by: Megan Buckley
Yuppie: “Is Freddie Prinze Jr. Harry Connick Jr.’s son?”
— Streetcorner in Midtown
Four teenagers in a convertible at a stop-sign speaking about me as I cross the street right in front of them, in Vancouver: “Hey, he looks Jewish!”
Club Promoter: Do you guys like comedy shows?
Chicks: No!
Club Promoter: That wasn’t funny.
–34th & 7th
Suit: We’re really quite busy, actually. The lack of work hasn’t really affected the amount of work.
–9th Ave.
Overheard by: Brad Wilson
Man: A woman was killed today by a falling cross.
Woman: Oh my God!
–Madison & 42nd
Broker #1: That dog is really cute.
Broker #2: Yeah, but we still need more coke.
–St. Mark’s Place & 2nd Ave.
Overheard by: Kate
Hottie: …and then I want to tell them: less gooch, more cooch.
–DtUt, LES
Overheard by: e. glass
HS kid: My friend’s dad can blow smoke stars.
–Columbus Circle
