One-liners

Woman: I’m never going to be in the “in crowd” because the “in crowd” are all molecular biologists and have labs.

–F train

Overheard by: Eric Wrenn

Teacher lady: Kids, kids…Quiet! Remember, no one else on this train likes children!

–F train

Overheard by: Erin Schulte

Suit: When you’re 25 and you measure your hourly rate in three digits it takes a hell of a lot of grief to not make it worthwhile.

–Union Square

Overheard by: Gabriel Stempinski

Guy: Yeah, it’s like all three of our neurons are coming together right now.

–Hunter College

Overheard by: Phe

Man: But what I still don’t understand is how some people don’t enjoy getting drunk?

–44th & Broadway

Overheard by: kt

WASP man: Yeah. I suffered in jail for 16 years with my first wife. My second wife died of cancer after 5 years. I’ve been married to this one a year and a half…Two out of three’s not bad; if this were baseball, I’d be making a mint.

–A train

Overheard by: Lia

Woman: So they’re paying the kidnappers child support? I mean I know they want to support their child, but where is the money going? To those crazy people.

–L train

Overheard by: Kelly Marie