Chick: I dunno, ever since 9/11, my period has been all off.
Guy: Really? You think the trade towers had something to do with it?
Chick: Yeah, I think so… Maybe because of all the dust in the air from the building or something.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Shalvi
Columbia guy #1: Isn’t that kind of stupid that you didn’t wear a condom, as far as STDs go, though?
Columbia guy #2: No, nobody actually has STDs.
Columbia guy #1: Are you serious?
Columbia guy #2: Listen, STDs are something you learn about in health class but don’t actually exist in the real world. I mean, even if they did, nobody here would have them.
–Ruggles Dorm, 114th & Amsterdam
Overheard by: Adam
TSA officer: You will be going through a metal detector. The key words here are ‘metal’ and ‘detector.’ Now, let’s play a game called ‘What Is My Metal Belt Buckle Made Of?’ What is my belt buckle made of?
Male on line: Metal?!
–JFK Airport
Overheard by: Philly Blunt
Man #1: Dude, Van Halen rocks!
Man #2: Um, that’s not Van Halen.
Man #1: What?!
–Men’s room, Jethro Tull concert
Overheard by: Mike N
Guy #1: You have to eat meat. People who don’t eat meat are pussies.
Guy #2: I don’t eat meat for two reasons: A) … Um, you know.
–7 train
Overheard by: kgiacg
Australian Girl: Well, our year starts in January and ends in June.
Young man next to her: Oh my god! So you guys are, like, in the year 2010 or something! Fuckin’ weirdos…
–Brooklyn-bound 3 train
Car owner: Yeah, I just bought it. It has a supernova in it.
Friend: It must go really fast.
–Starbucks
Gullible guy: So, are you really a porn star?
Dude in ‘Porn Star’ baseball cap: Yeah.
Gullible guy: Cool.
–The Players Theatre, MacDougal St
Patron: Are any of these soups vegetarian?
Cook: Yeah, the chicken noodle is.
–Café, Times Square
Overheard by: britmazing
Guy: She is not a crack whore!
Chick: She’s pregnant and she’s doing cocaine!
Guy: Well, that’s not crack.
–Starbucks
