She Studied Under Gary Coleman

Woman #1: Omigod! I didn’t know that our lungs were so small!
Woman #2: Um, those are the kidneys.
Woman #1: We have two of those?

–South Street Seaport Exhibition Centre, Fulton Street

Posted on September 24, 2015
Body Parts, Health and Hygiene, Manhattan, Stupidity, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport

Anatomy of a Moron (NYC Short Stories)

Teen boy #1: Is it the platypus that is a mammal but lays eggs?
Teen boy #2: No, I don’t think so; mammals always lay eggs.

–4 train

Overheard by: Kimberly Johnson

Posted on September 23, 2015
Animals & Nature, On the Subway, Stupidity, Teens

Brunettes Have Four Weeks More Fun!

Blonde chick: I don’t understand. It’s stupid. You mutiply it by 4.
Brunette chick: No, there are 52 weeks in a year.
Blonde chick: No, you multiply the months by 4. 12 times 4, and you get 48.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Bystander

Posted on September 15, 2015
Columbia University, Girls, Idiots, Science, Students, Stupidity, Talking/Convos, Time

He Got Her in the End

Chick: …And she just lets him in!
Guy: And you’re asleep?
Chick: I’m asleep, and he comes over, and she opens the door for him.
Guy: And she leaves?
Chick: Yeah! So we’re alone, right, and he comes and, like, crawls into bed with me!
Guy: Whoa.
Chick: And I sleep naked, right?
Guy: Right.
Chick: So I’m like, what the fuck?
Guy: You should fire her as a roommate.
Chick: Naw, it sort of turned out all right.

–Brittany Hall Residence elevator, East 10th Street

Posted on September 12, 2015
Brooklyn, Elevators, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Stupidity

His Fangs Go in a Cup of Water by the Bed

Girl #1: What does the Pope wear when he like sleeps? Does he always wear the huge robe and tiny little hat?
Girl #2: Ha, ha! Wow, You just totally blew my mind.

–Times Square

Overheard by: Michelle Smith