Black people

Girl #1: Why does Denzel Washington with a gun freak me out?
Girl #2: Because he’s black.

Movie Theater

30-something black woman #1: The eye is superficial.
30-something black woman #2: Yeah, like 20-year-old white guys.

Community College
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Madison


Black student, casually: Wait, let me get this straight: he was going to participate, but he was late, so he decided to hate, and that’s what started this debate?
Teacher, baffled: Did you just rap that at me?

Columbia College Fiction Department
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: flunk_punk

Black chick: I’m sorry — I don’t have relations with inanimate objects!
Black guy: A rock is not inanimate…

Florida State University
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Iniego Strangelove

Pretty black girlfriend with super long hair: I have no vaginal memory.

Cornell University
Ithaca, New York

Ghetto girl: Yo, I can’t wait to get back to my dorm and just take a nap.
Ghetto guy: Heh… Well, you know, just don’t let that nap turn into, you know, some sleep… Y’know what I mean?
Ghetto girl: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Rutgers University
New Brunswick, New Jersey

Black girl to white friends: Black people want to be country, but we don't want to listen to the music.

Harvard Yard
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: meems

White tourist: I’m really sorry — I don’t have any change. If I did, I’d give you some, but I don’t, so… sorry. Good luck with everything…
Black dude: Cracka, I’m ain’t homeless!

Hynes Convention Center subway stop
Boston, Massachusetts

Large black male student to tiny white female student: Stretch marks are awesome! They make you look like a tiger! (makes tiger claw gesture) Raaar!

High School
Lincoln Park, Michigan

Overheard by: The teacher

Fat black woman on cell: Black women are better than white women, because you can beat the shit out of them and the bruises won’t be visible!

BART train
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Gilatron