Girl #1: So you weren't even ready to go!
Girl #2: Yes, I was. I was all ready except for that, so all I had to do was go get ready and then I would have been ready.
–Port Authority Bus Terminal
Girl #1: So you weren't even ready to go!
Girl #2: Yes, I was. I was all ready except for that, so all I had to do was go get ready and then I would have been ready.
–Port Authority Bus Terminal
Girl to 20-something friend: Apparently, you can get pregnant if he looks at you across a crowded room!
(shocked pause)
20-something: Oh my god! Are you serious, I can?
Girl, glaring at friend: Are you serious? Asshole!
–Franklin Ave, Brooklyn
Jetlagged guy: Want some orange juice?
Jetlagged girl: It's, like, 5 am for me. I'm not going to start drinking… orange juice.
–AirTrain
Overheard by: We can understand what you're saying here
Guy hitting on girl, noticing a rainbow tag on her shoe: Rainbows, huh? Yeah. I live in Florida, so…
Girl's: So…?
(awkward silence)
Guy: What do you do?
–3 Train
Young blonde to mother: Giselle just made me feel stupid.
Mother: Well, it was the way she laughed at you.
–9th Ave & Little West 12th St
Overheard by: west villager
Girl #1: No way, where is that?
Girl #2: St. Mark's.
Girl #1: No way! I live right there. Where on St. Mark's?
Girl #2: St. Mark's and 2nd Avenue.
Girl #1: No way! That's where I live! Should I get my hair cut there?
Girl #2: No.
–Park Ave South
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
20-something woman #1: I can't believe you slept with him, you know his girlfriend!
20-something woman #2: I don't really know his girlfriend, I met her once. And we're friends on MySpace. But she has 800 friends, so any of them could have fucked him.
–Bryant Park
Girl #1: Yeah, but I don't know if he'll get it. He's a guy.
Girl #2: He's a metro.
–Broome & Centre
Overheard by: Fed up w NYC indos
Girl: You chased me with a burger!
Guy: For me to have chased you, you'd had to have run from it!
–Broadway & 8th
Overheard by: Matt Koff
20-something #1: And she was telling me how she was going out with Mike that night and I was saying to myself, “that's kind of weird, because I made out with him first.”
20-something #2: Did you say that?
20-something #1: Well, I had to say something. And she said, “don't worry, he'll be the last guy we share.”
–F Train
