You Heard It Here First

Girl #1: One day I want to be as famous as Daisy Quaid Lionfish.
Girl #2: Who?

–Broadway & 6th St

Overheard by: Too Much

Posted on September 28, 2009
Compare/Contrast, Girls, Questions, Wishes & desires

Ad: Come for the Stupidity, Stay for the Penis!

Guy: I just don't understand what you see in him.
Girl: He's lazy, irresponsible.
Guy: And stupid!

–Astor Place

Posted on September 28, 2009
Girls, Guys, Relationships, Stupidity, Union Square and East Village

Pay Your Child Support and Stay Off Judge Joe Brown

Thug: I gotta keep my shit correct so she can't fuck with me no more.
Girl: Good for you!

–Canal & Broadway

Posted on September 27, 2009
Girls, Insults, Soho, Thugs, Weirdness

A Philosophical Discussion Can Break Out Anywhere

Girl: Is this the fitting room?
Shop employee: Yes, but there is someone in there, once he is out… time is impeccable.

–Broadway

Overheard by: vegantoast

Posted on September 27, 2009
Clerks, Girls, Questions, Shopping, Store, Time

The Golden Rule?

Girl #1: Yeah, so my new boyfriend peed my bed the first night. After the second time, I broke up with him.
Girl #2: Good move. My motto is: “Pee my bed once, shame on you. Pee my bed twice, shame on me.”

–Union Square Park

Overheard by: C.Terjesen

Posted on September 27, 2009
Breaking Up, Girls, Parks, Pee, Union Square and East Village, Weirdness

Best Weed Ever

Hipster boy: I'm wearing shorts.
Hipster girl: I'm wearing pants.
Hipster boy: It's raining.
Hipster girl: Yeah.

–Washington & Lafayette

Posted on September 26, 2009
Boys, Brooklyn, Clothing, Girls, Hipsters, Weather

Cherry Poppin' Daddies: You Have Done Nothing Wrong

Jewish senior girl #1: My grandpa died. His name was hymen!
Jewish senior girl #2, laughing: Your grandpa's name was hymen! (pause) Wait… my grandpa's name was hymen. My hymen died.
Jewish senior girl #1: (silence)
Jewish senior girl #2: I meant my grandpa.
Sophomore boy: I feel like I just sinned.

–Bx10 Bus

Overheard by: luckily yom kippur was coming up

Posted on September 24, 2009
Boys, Bus, Death, Family Ties, Girls, Jews, Laughter, Names, On the Bus, Students, Virginity, Weirdness

…That I Have to Go Get a Mean Bone in My Body

Girl #1: So he sent me a message on MySpace that said: “Hey, a few friends and I have a place at the beach, you should bring some of your friends down so we can get you drunk and take advantage of you.” But he said it in such a nice way, you know…
Girls #2: Yeah, I don't think there's like a mean bone in his body, so he can say stuff like that, and it's totally funny.
Girl #3: I wish my boyfriend was that cool, he gets mad at me because every time we have a fight I go out and get drunk with my friends. He thinks I'm going to get completely wasted and sleep with some random guy or something. It's so annoying.

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Duran

Posted on September 24, 2009
Anger Management, Drinking & Drunk People, Friendship, Girls, Infidelity, Myspace, Orgy, Penn Station, Weirdness, Wishes & desires

But You Can't Tell That from My Nails and Hair

Pissed-off girl, fighting with friend: You outer-borough trash!
(10 minutes later)
Friend: Why did you even call her that?
Pissed-off girl: That's what she is!
Friend: But you're from Staten Island!

–Karaoke Duet 35

Overheard by: Slugs