Girl: See that lady over there? She’s like…orgasming to her iPod.
Girl: No, seriously. She’s so funny to watch. Who the fuck orgasms to a song?
Guy: I’d orgasm to a good song.
Girl: Yeah? What’s a good song?
Guy: That one by Nine Inch Nails. Something like “I Wanna Fuck You Like an Animal.”
(little boy observing animals stares, puzzled)
–Central Park Zoo