Wednesday One-Liners Don't Count Anal

Girl on cell: I don't know what it is with me and virgins. I think I've collected like four virgin scalps.

–Q58 Bus

Overheard by: Tom

Cashier, screaming to friend cashier: But why do you have to tell everyone that he's the guy who popped my cherry?

–72nd & 1st

Overheard by: tomas

Ghetto girl: If you got finger-popped, you ain't no virgin.

–Downtown 6 Train

Overheard by: Jake M

Teen boy on cell: Of course I don't have any kids! Girl, you know I'm pure–like water in Africa.

–Manhattan Ave & 123rd St.

Overheard by: CreativeBunny

Hispanic girl, loudly to a group of friends : I mean, I'm still a virgin and I have three STDs!

–Ave C

Posted on February 15, 2015
All Wednesday One-Liners, Alphabet City, Boys, Cashiers, Compare/Contrast, Foreplay, Friends, Ghetto Chicks, Girls, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Kids, Latinos, On Cell, On the Bus, On the Subway, One-liners, Pregnancy & Birth Control, Questions, Sex, STDs, Street, Teens, Upper East Side, Vagina, Virginity, Wednesday One-Liners, Weirdness

He Takes All His Cues from U.S. Foreign Policy Decisions

Little boy #1: I had a fight!
Little boy #2 (clearly impressed): You did? Who did you fight?
Little boy #1, gesturing at toddler in stroller: Her.
Little boy #2 (scornfully): You didn't fight her! You bit her!

–Laundromat, Brooklyn

Overheard by: little o

Posted on February 13, 2015
Boys, Brooklyn, Compare/Contrast, Default, Fighting and ass kicking, Kids, Laundromat, Questions

…Are You in Heat Again?

Girl in back of crowd: Meow!
Boy in front of crowd: Meredith!? Is that you!?

–Astor Place

Posted on February 7, 2015
Boys, Gay Man's Best Friend, Girls, Questions, Union Square and East Village, Weirdness

Al-Qaeda: Hmmm…

Mother to son, as he exits camel ride: Were you scared?
Son: The part that was scariest was the germs.

–Bronx Zoo

Overheard by: mully

Posted on February 6, 2015
Boys, Fears, Health and Hygiene, Kids, Moms, Questions, The Bronx, Threats, Tourist Attractions, Weirdness

What a Cocky Shit

Teen boy #1: Yo, pussy!
Teen boy #2: You just called me a pussy?
Teen boy #1: You are what you eat!

–Astor Place

Overheard by: Jenya

Posted on February 5, 2015
Boys, Eating Out, Insults, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Talking/Convos, Teens, Terms of Endearment, The Village

The Husband is Always the Last to Know

Boy: Where did Mama go?
Dad: To the ladies’ bathroom. She’s a lady.
Boy: She’s not a lady!
Dad: She’s not?
Boy: No way!

–Waldorf-Astoria men’s room

Posted on February 5, 2015
Boys, Dads, Hotels, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Parents, Stall Spies

No…But Yo Momma Has!

Girl #1: Your mama is so fat that she jumped in the pool and yelled “2012!”
Girl #2: What?
Boy: Have you heard of “yo mama” jokes?

–Harman St, Ridgewood

Overheard by: John Ainley

Posted on February 3, 2015
Boys, Diet/Weight, Girls, Parents, Queens

Though Yesterday I Did Say, “I Love Your New Prada Loafers.”

Trendy homo: Last Tuesday was so much fun!
Boy toy: Last Tuesday is when I broke up with you.
Trendy homo: Yea, but nothing has really changed. I just don't have to say “I love you” anymore when we're having sex.

–56th & 9th

Posted on February 1, 2015
Boys, Breaking Up, Compare/Contrast, Default, Queer guys, Relationships, Sex, Words

The Tank Was Pretty Much Empty at That Point

Girl, after writing essay: You know how she asked us to write what we thought?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: I put down that I needed to blow my nose.

–NYU

Posted on February 1, 2015
Boys, Default, Education, Excretions, Girls, NYU, Offers and requests, Questions, Students

Law and Order Finally Runs Out of Plot Scenarios

Mother on stoop: You need to get inside this house, now.
Fat 11-year old boy: Ten more minutes!
Mother: No, now.
Fat 11-year old boy (yelling): Ten! More! Minutes!
Mother: Don't make me call the cops!

–23rd & 4th Ave, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Claire H.

Posted on January 24, 2015
Boys, Brooklyn, Cops, Default, Fat People, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Parents, Threats, Time

Boys

…Are You in Heat Again?