Little boy in glasses: Excuse me! Do you have big titties?
20‐something blonde: What? You shouldn’t say stuff like that!
Hobo: Don’t you be talkin to ladies like that! She’s old enough to be your mama!
–Prince & Elizabeth
Overheard by: kma
Little boy in glasses: Excuse me! Do you have big titties?
20‐something blonde: What? You shouldn’t say stuff like that!
Hobo: Don’t you be talkin to ladies like that! She’s old enough to be your mama!
–Prince & Elizabeth
Overheard by: kma
Girl #1 jumps around in glee after giving a man directions: Oh my god! He totally believed I was a New Yorker!
Girl #2: I guess your junkie face really makes you fit in here…bitch!
–Bowery & Delancy
Girl #1: Ooh, look at that cool Jesus jacket.
Girl #2: That’s not Jesus, that’s Rick James.
–Broadway & Spring
Overheard by: margie
Hobo: Got any change?
Guy: Man, get a fucking job.
Hobo: I got a fucking job, bitch!
–Canal & Broadway
16‐year‐old girl on cell: So like, for Halloween my mom told me about this strip club we could go to…
–110th & Central Park West
Overheard by: sophie Balis‐Harris
Drunk stumbling Yankee meathead to fellow meatheads: Yo! Let’s get some fucking strippers! I don’t give a fuck about my girlfriend! (pauses and looks around) If I drop any more beer on this woman… (spills half his cup on her back) Ah, fuck.
–Yankee Stadium
Overheard by: seat 12 section 23
20‐something woman on cell: What, you had sex with that stripper?!
–Union Square
Overheard by: Liz
Drunk suit: Yeah…we did it up fo’ my son’s 18th birfday. He be graduatin and all this year, so we sprung fo’ a stripper.
–Q67 Bus
Overheard by: Kate
Teen screaming into cell: Stripper. (pause) No, stripper!
–Little Italy
Suit on cell: It’s not that I don’t like people, I just think that they’re expendable.
–Union Square Cafe
20‐something to visiting family: We are about to go up a bunch of stairs. If you complain, you will be pushed back down them.
–Mulberry & Canal
Laughing suit to others: So, yeah, I just stepped over the body.
–42nd St & 5th Ave
Mother to small crying child: Honey, I did listen to you, but I can’t make myself care.
–V Train
Overheard by: Hunter
Guy: Hottest piece of ass I’ve ever seen.
Girl: She is beautiful, huh?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: So you think they’re real?
Guy: I dunno.
Girl: I think they’re natural.
–Houston & Lafayette
NYU student to another: I haven’t been drinking as much since I turned 21.
–Duane Reade
Overheard by: Rogelio
College girl to friend: I wasn’t drunk, I was just cheerful.
–Canal St & Mott St
20‐something girl on cell: He was drunk and fucking his demon ex‐girlfriend.
–181 & Ft. Washington
Guy in dirty army clothes to another: I was still drunk, thank god Dunkin’ Donuts was open.
–D Train
Middle aged guy on cell: That’s what happens when you drink, motherfucker! You can’t remember shit!
–Brooklyn
Overheard by: Aron
Teenage girl: You know you’re from New York when you’ve never been to the Empire State Building.
Mother, after pause: Oh, yeah…
–Mulberry St
Overheard by: Lindsey
Drunk brunette #1 to cop: We’re what you call us… Badge bangers!
Drunk brunette #2: Yeah!
–Canal & Centre
Overheard by: Tits McGhee
