I Like It Better When They Talk About Starbucks

Guy on cell: OK, well, be safe. If you get raped make sure he wears a condom.

–Williamsburg

Overheard by: Daniel

Girl: Don’t let me talk to boys after I take blue pills.

–31st & 2nd

Girl #1: Sometimes he like to rape my ass.
Girl #2: Ew! Hee hee.

–outside The Brooklyn Museum

Overheard by: Josh Neufeld

Girl #1: Well, she was raped.
Girl #2: I wasn’t really raped.

–Vertigo, 26th & 3rd

Yuppie chick #1: Sweetie, you’re going to get raped dressed like that.
Yuppie chick #2: No. I have an umbrella.

–Delancey & Allen

Overheard by: Mitchell Linetti

Posted on March 30, 2018
Backdoor, Bars & Clubs, Brooklyn, Clothing, Condoms, Drugs, Fashion, Health and Hygiene, Lower East Side, Manhattan, More museums, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Museums, On Cell, Places, Pregnancy & Birth Control, Rape, Sex, Venues, Violence, Williamsburg, Yuppies

Showered with Golden Sunshine

Chick: Today is such a good day; my class was cancelled, it’s sunny, I’m so relaxed.
Guy: Yeah, and I fucked the shit out of you.
Chick: Yeah, I love you.

–7th & B

Overheard by: meme

Posted on March 25, 2018
Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Sex, Sex & Relationships

Moby Dickhead

Guy: So what gets rid of dark spots, then?
Cashier chick: Nothing here. Try buying some vitamin E oil.
Guy: Whale blubber?

–Kiehl’s, 3rd Avenue

Overheard by: michael neal

Posted on March 18, 2018
Animals & Nature, Beauty, Manhattan, Places, Shopping, Store, Topics, Union Square and East Village

Completely Confused Wednesday One-liners

Well-dressed woman to passerby: Excuse me. Which way is up?

–53rd & Madison

Overheard by: Kitsune

Stoned guy: I think I thought I had a thought in my head…but I was wrong.

–74th S & Colonial Rd, Bay Ridge

Overheard by: Becka Dash

Posted on February 28, 2018
All Wednesday One-Liners, Brooklyn, Manhattan, One-liners, Stoners, Stupidity, Women

That’s Why They Call It a . . . Never Mind

Chick #1: Ahh! Why am I, like, sweating?
Chick #2: What is your shirt made of, cotton?
Chick #1: Well, it’s from Forever 21, so it’s probably dead Chinese children.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Magnolia Thunderpussy

Posted on January 16, 2018
Death, Fashion, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Manhattan, Multiculturalism, Overheard Style, Stupidity

Should the Chain Be Stronger Than Your Neck?

Teen thug #1: You spent a thousand dollas on that chain?!
Teen thug #2: Yeah.
Teen thug #1: A thousand dollas? On that bullshit?!
Teen thug #2: This is titanium, son! Ain’t nothin’ stronger than this!

–3 train, 125th St

Overheard by: vegannramember@gmail.com