Construction worker #1: Damn, look at that piece of ass!
Construction worker #2: Those are like National Geographic boobies!
–9th & Broadway
Overheard by: Joe
Construction worker #1: Damn, look at that piece of ass!
Construction worker #2: Those are like National Geographic boobies!
–9th & Broadway
Overheard by: Joe
Woman: My name is Mrs. Williams*, and I am selling stuffed animals for the Happy Family organization. We believe in the sanctity of family and abstinence before marriage.
Queer: You’re talking to the wrong people.
Woman: Oh, you’re college students. I thought you were a Christian youth group or something.
–23rd & 5th
Overheard by: Brian R
Girl: Paris Hilton has a fragrance?! What’s it supposed to smell like, unwashed crotch?
–Manhattan Mall
Overheard by: Rainey
Med student #1: Some people say that The Passion of The Christ doesn’t follow the book.
Med student #2: What book?
–122nd & Amsterdam
Overheard by: Khalilah
Guy on phone: It’s funny. As a kid, all I wanted was to live on the Upper West Side. And now I’m leaving it to move to Brooklyn.
Passerby: As a kid, you were an idiot.
–83rd & Columbus
Overheard by: Jonas
Guy: Yo, Katie, why do you always gotta look at me like I just looked at your ass or somethin’?
Katie: Well, because most of the time you usually are!
–Cheap Shots, 1st Ave between 9th & St.Mark’s
Overheard by:
Little boy, to passerby: That’s why I ejaculated in your mom’s nose!
–Prospect Park, Brooklyn
Chick: See, I don’t like the idea of drinking semen not directly from the cock.
–Harlem
Overheard by: McN
Teen boy: I swear, I’m going to ejaculate on your countenance.
Teen girl: Dude, what the fuck?
–Central Park
Overheard by: notgoingtoask
Black woman: You know that girl you bumped into? She was handicapped. And you didn’t say, “Excuse me.”
White boy: Um, she bumped into me.
Black woman: So, she’s handicapped. Is it her fault?
White boy: Shut the fuck up and go pick up your welfare check, you entitlement-addicted bitch.
–53rd & 5th
