That's Why Her Name Is Bjorrjammijjinanan

Shorter kid playing basketball to taller kid: Your dad bought your mom at Ikea!

Watertown, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Ariel

Posted on February 7, 2022
Family ties, Kids, Massachusetts, Parenting, Relationships, Shopping

That Is So Cliche.

Working-class hippie: Oh, I have another porn story!
Foreign hippie: The one about your mom?
Working-class hippie: No, no, this one's about Matt*–my surrogate father.

Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on February 5, 2022
Family ties, Foreigners, Hippies, Massachusetts, Parenting, Porn

Although There's Nothing Worse Than a Goat with the Munchies.

Hipster girl #1: Those are nice (points at earrings), where did you get them?
Hipster girl #2: Oh, I stole these. I only steal earrings, for some reason. So did your parents ever get those goats for their farm?
Hipster girl #1: Not yet, but my mom said they're going to start growing pot.
Hipster girl #2: That's cool.

Cafe
Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: Vincent Ignatius

Posted on February 2, 2022
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Compliments, Crimes, Drugs, Family ties, Fashion, Hipsters, North Carolina, Weirdness

I Wondered Why She Was So Hairy.

College guy #1: Hey, remember that time I fucked your mom in the ass?
College guy #2: Hey, remember that time I dressed up as my mom?

Fulton, Missouri

Overheard by: The Sweetheart

Posted on February 1, 2022
Ass, Backdoor, Clothing, Comebacks, Family ties, Frat boy types, Missouri, Questions

His Parents Say That About Any Place That's Not Alabama

3rd grade girl, about essay: I am writing about taking a vacation to heaven!
Teacher: Okay, but why don't you pick a place you can actually go on vacation? You can't really just visit heaven.
3rd grade boy: Yes you can! I went to heaven once to visit my aunt!

Auburn, Alabama