STDs

According to What Not to Wear

Chick: Yeah, no one has syphilis anymore. Everyone has chlamydia now.

Duke University
Durham, North Carolina

Posted on March 14, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, North Carolina, STDs

No, Funny Like When I Gave Them to Your Boyfriend and He Gave Them to You

Girl on cell: … Funny like when you got crabs?

Frisco, Texas

Overheard by: Abs

Posted on March 11, 2008
Default, Girls, On the phone, Questions, STDs, Texas, Words

Portrait of a Man Who’s Had a Close Call

Man to date: You know what, I like you so much I’d get HIV tested for you.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Kara

Posted on February 21, 2008
Compliments, Default, Guys, Illinois, STDs

I, on the Other Hand, Can Wait Indefinitely

Goth girl 1: Oooh, and I am just waiting to give you herpes. I can’t wait!
Goth girl 2: … Um…

Starbucks, Ashbrook Road
Keene, New Hampshire

Overheard by: macchiato junkie

Posted on January 9, 2008
Goths, New Hampshire, STDs

Which I Would Know Absolutely Nothing About.

Poli-Sci professor on impeachment of federal judges: Once they’re there, they’re nearly impossible to remove… They just keep hanging in there… Kinda like herpes.

Vassar College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Posted on January 2, 2008
Education, New York, Politics, STDs, Teachers