On the Plus Side, Now I Get to Take Part in This Cool Study in Tuskegee

Frat guy #1: Dude, what is wrong with you tonight? You were all fidgety in there!
Frat guy #2: Yeah… You remember that blonde chick? She gave me syphilis, man. It's itchy as fuck!

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Just pretend like you didn't hear that…

Posted on February 25, 2009
Arizona, Colleges & Universities, Default, Frat boy types, Guys, Questions, Sex, STDs

Thoughtful and Creepy, That's You

Suit: Well, no, I've never had an STD before…why, do you want to give me one?

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: wallflower

Posted on February 12, 2009
Colorado, Default, Questions, Sex, STDs, Suits

Worst. Condom Ad. Ever.

Woman on cell: Make sure you put it in a baggie so it doesn't get cooties everywhere. You know.

Back Bay Station
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on January 7, 2009
Advice, Condoms, Default, Massachusetts, Public transportation, STDs, Women

Because at the Moment I'm a Good Dad

Voice across patio: So, I'm trying to be good mom, so I took the gonorrhea test. I'm all about the penis.

Billings, Montana

Posted on October 25, 2008
Default, Montana, Parenting, Penis, STDs

How Yoga Began

Teen girl: I think I'm going to lie on my bed in a butterfly position.
Friend: Oh, to air out your STD?

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: evanescent

Posted on October 16, 2008
Friends, Girls, Ohio, Questions, STDs, Teens

People With No Boundaries Aren't Quite Sure When They're Having Sex

Girl in stall (yelling on cell): Oh, my god. Do you really have herpes? That's contagious, right? Should I get tested?
(flush of toilet)
Friend's voice on speakerphone: Am I on speakerphone in the bathroom?
Girl in stall: Yeah, I'm just peeing. So should I get tested?
Friend: I'm not talking about this on speakerphone.
Girl in stall: Okay, it's off… Oh, so you can only get herpes through sex?

Public Bathroom
Kent State University, Ohio

Overheard by: Laureen

Posted on September 9, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Friends, Girls, Ohio, On the phone, Pee, Questions, Restroom, Sexuality, STDs

The Wedding Is On!

Guy about stripper girlfriend: I asked her to get STD tested, but she said she was almost done with her chlamydia medication, so it's all good.

Frisco, Texas

Overheard by: C.D.

Posted on August 24, 2008
Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, STDs, Stupidity, Texas

Abstinence Hip Hop Fails to Find Its Audience

Slutty chick: STDs!
Sluttier chick: I don't need one.
Slutty chick: STDs!
Sluttier chick: I'm on my period, yo!

University of Connecticut

Overheard by: Unwilling Audience

Posted on July 28, 2008
Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Gender issues, Health & Hygiene, STDs, Stupidity

I’m Sure Your Vagina Is Purple for a Pefectly Innocuous Reason

Guy: Well, do you have lots of unprotected sex with anonymous men?
Girl: I don’t think so.
Guy: (pause) Well, you’re probably safe then.

Southern Oregon University

Overheard by: Kayli

Posted on July 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Oregon, Questions, Sex, STDs

Karma Chameleon’s a Bitch

Girl #1: I bet she has scabies.
Girl #2: Yeah, probably.
Girl #1: Actually, I’m not sure I know what scabies is.
Girl #2: Well, if you can get it from a lizard she probably has it.

Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 19, 2008
Default, Friends, Girls, Illinois, Insults, STDs, Words