What Is It About Alt-world Neil Patrick Harris?

40-something woman #1: Look at his little face! Look at his little pink face!
40-something woman #2: Oh. My. God.
40-something woman #1: Look at his little pink face!
40-something woman #2: Isn't he cute?! Look at him!
40-something woman #1: So cute.
40-something woman #2: On my god! I can't believe how cute he is.
40-something woman #1: He is so cute! His little pink face!
40-something woman #2: So cute.
(pause)
40-something woman #1: Isn't he cute?!?!
40-something woman #2: Oh. My. God. So. Fucking. Cute.
40-something woman #1: I love him! He's so cute!
40-something woman #2: So cute.
40-something woman #1: I just can't stand it!

–14D Bus

Posted on March 26, 2015
Beauty, Body Parts, Bus, Love, On the Bus, Women

Translation: I Would Kill to Be Her

Fat ugly woman: I mean she is not a pretty girl, but she is a great dancer.
Thin ugly woman: Yeah, she can definitely dance.
Fat ugly woman: Dance yes, but there is something wrong with her face.

–Times Square

Overheard by: Hannah

Posted on March 23, 2015
Beauty, Body Parts, Compare/Contrast, Dancing, Fat People, Physical appearance, Skinny People, Times Square, Women

Not “I'll Fuck You” Good, But Good Nonetheless

Construction worker #1 to hot girl: Damn baby, did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven?
Hot girl: (looks back and rolls her eyes)
Construction worker #2: Your name must be Candy 'cause you look so sweet!
Hot girl: (looks back and rolls her eyes again, laughing a little)
Construction worker #3: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Hot girl (laughs hysterically): That's gotta be the best I've ever heard!

–65th & Broadway

Overheard by: Right to the point. Nice.

Posted on March 22, 2015
Beauty, Bimbettes, Blue-collar workers, Compliments, Innuendo, Names, Pick-up Lines, Questions, Shoes, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

Camel Toe Maybe

(two girls walk by, dressed as Peter Pan and Tinkerbell)
Gay boy: Aww, she's so cute, that little fairy!
Flaming gay boy: (gives gay boy a look)
Gay boy: What?
Flaming gay boy: Fairies have bods. All fairies.
Gay boy (laughing): She wasn't that big.
Flaming gay boy: Bitch, fairies do not have rolls!

–LIRR

Posted on March 15, 2015
Beauty, Body Parts, Fakes, Height, Insults, Physical appearance, Queer guys, Trains Not Subway

Do Girls Have Penises? Discuss

Straight guy #1: I saw this show on TV about guys who would date girls even if they have a penis ‘cuz they were so hot!
Straight guy #2: Penis is definitely the deal breaker for me.

–187th St & Broadway

Posted on March 14, 2015
Beauty, Compare/Contrast, Default, Friends, Gays and Lesbians, Guys, Penis, Trannies, TV, Washington Heights and Inwood

But I Feel Pretty

Hobo: Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl.
Girl he’s staring at: Thank you.
Hobo: Not you! You ain’t pretty!

–Crosstown bus

Posted on March 3, 2015
Beauty, Hobos, On the Bus

Either Way, She’s Easily Manipulated

Chick #1: So, just out of curiosity, this new girl he’s seeing — is she she cute?
Chick #2: She’s okay, but I think she sort of looks like a Muppet.
Chick #1: Really? Well, that can go either way… She can be an ugly Muppet or a cute Muppet.

–Tribeca

Overheard by: aria grillo

Posted on March 2, 2015
Beauty, Girls, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport

Pandora Can’t Get a Break

Guy #1: So I was talkin’ to him ’bout his sister–
Guy #2: Yo man, that chick is so fine.
Guy #1: Man, I know what you mean. But she naive, you know? She don’t know how fine she is.
Guy #2: Yeah. Naive.
Guy #1: But then she had the nerve to touch his boxes. What chick touches a guy’s boxes? She got an ugly soul.

–E train

Overheard by: Suzie