Knowing She's Got the Biggest Package in Town

Frat boy #1: Wait… so they didn't rape her?
Frat boy #2: No dude, turns out she had a penis. Now every time I see the girl I throw up a little in my mouth.

Laramie, Wyoming

Posted on March 7, 2022
Frat boy types, Penis, Questions, Sex, USA

Well, That’s a Given

HS boy #1: I love cheesecake in my mouth.
HS boy #2: You love dick in your mouth!!
HS boy #1: Well, yeah, if it has cheesecake on it!

Christiansburg, Virginia

Posted on March 7, 2022
Comebacks, Default, Food, Guys, Penis, Virginia

…For Being So Gay.

Oversexed frat boy at house party: Yeah! We're gonna shoot 'em with our sperm cannons!

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Posted on February 4, 2022
Bragging, Cum, Frat boy types, Penis, Rhode Island, Stupidity, Violence

Even Circumcising Them Is Dicey

Man to wife: The only reason it's an aphrodisiac is because it takes huge balls to cut the penis off a tiger.

Burough Market
London
England

Overheard by: Justyn Egert

Posted on January 28, 2022
Animals, Couples, England, Penis, Sex

You’d Think That, Wouldn’t You?

Guy yelling at roommate from window: Hey, Jimmy*! The girls are the ones without the penises!

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/thanks-mom.html

Overheard by: anonymous

Posted on January 26, 2022
Guys, Overheard in Philly, Penis

She Won’t Accept the Solution I Worked Out

Nerdy Asian guy: My friend is having a problem…
Drunk Asian guy: Can you solve it with your penis?

UCLA
California

Overheard by: Amused

Posted on January 26, 2022
Advice, Asians, California, Penis

And Just a Heads Up That Your Grades Will All Suck

Professor: We are going to talk about tea rooms. Which involve no tea. Unless by “tea,” you mean “cock.”

Columbus,Ohio

Overheard by: Em

Posted on January 14, 2022
Education, Food, Ohio, Penis, Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

If I Get Good Grades This Semester?

Asian girl: Can I have two penises?

Market Street
San Francisco, California

Posted on January 10, 2022
Asians, California, Penis, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes

Meet the Hippest Kids in Montana

Tall adolescent: Peach sucks. Daisy's okay, but peach sucks.
Short adolescent: See, I've always been more of a toad fan. Even if he does look kind of like a circumcised wang.
Tall adolescent: Oh, you.

Missoula, Montana

Posted on December 19, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Games, Insults, Montana, Penis, Pop culture, Teens

I'm Gonna Ride This Science Project All the Way to Harvard

Enthusiastic teenager, waving hands emphatically: If you can deep throat a banana, you can suck a dick!

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: If you can wax a car…

Posted on December 14, 2021
BJs, Compare and contrast, Florida, Fruit, Penis, Teens

Penis