Seated proselytizer: Jesus walked through walls without using the door, and when Jesus touches you, he is inside you and you become like Jesus. So, if you do something to me, I don’t need the police. I can just come to your house, because I can get in without keys.
–1 train
Overheard by: thaler
Mexican preacher: Statistics show one in one person will die.
–Times Square
Overheard by: soccerking3t
Religious nut: You have to accept God! His holy grace! His saving grace! He’s got all kinds of grace!
–Grand Central
Bible-thumper: There’s no way if you wrap citric acid, cola, and carbonation in aluminum foil and stick in in the fridge for a million years it’s ever going to evolve into a Coke!
–Tompkins Square Park
Preacher: The best thing you can have on your resume when you die is not that you went to Harvard, not that you have a Ph.D., but that you have eternal life.
–Staten Island Ferry
Overheard by: God requires a resume?
