Chick #1: Our hot bi love is totally on the down-low.
Chick #2: We sent out saucy Christmas cards to all of our friends!
Chick #1: Shit, I totally forgot about that!
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Ladle
Chick #1: Our hot bi love is totally on the down-low.
Chick #2: We sent out saucy Christmas cards to all of our friends!
Chick #1: Shit, I totally forgot about that!
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Ladle
Stylish girl #1: Devorah Rose now claims she was mugged at gunpoint. What some people will do for fame! Gross!
Stylish girl #2: Yeah, I heard that they stole her penis.
–Upper East Side
Mother to friend: If our kids would just smoke weed they'd be fine.
–Borough Hall, Brooklyn
Five-year-old child, walking past table of glass bongs and pipes: Daddy, I want one!
–Astor Place
Promoter for comedy club: Free bag of weed if you come to the 9:30 show!
–Times Square
Enthusiastic, loud girl on cell: Smoking pot? So you were smoking…you don't have to be so worried about people hearing what you're saying, nobody's even listening…seriously.
–27th & 7th
Overheard by: And she had to end up being in my class..
30-something lady: When she was just selling pot to Kevin Nealon, I think that was better.
–Union Square
Overheard by: Brainy
Girl #1: I can’t believe you just felt me up!
Girl #2: I can’t believe you just pulled my shirt off!
Two guys nearby whip their heads around to look.
Girls: What are you looking at?!
–2nd St & Ave A
Overheard by: We all did
University official: I confer upon you the degree of Honorary Doctor of Science.
Female undergrad #1: I have no idea what any of that means, but I’m sure it’s important.
Female undergrad #2: Do you know what you’re saying? What you’re talking right now is waves. She invented that.
–NYU commencement, Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Brian
20-ish white chick #1: I always feel, like, really domestic at the farmer’s market.
20-ish white chick #2: Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. But not, like, suburban. Like, ‘I want to kill myself’ domestic.
–Union Square Farmer’s Market
Overheard by: Girl who is I-want-to-kill-myself domestic
Girl #1: What are you doing today?
Girl #2: I dunno. What should we do to celebrate our country’s independence?
Girl #1: Oh yeah, it’s July 4th. You know what we should celebrate instead?
Girl #2: What?
Girl#1: Lil’ Kim’s independence.
–109th & Broadway
Overheard by: Angelica Cayne
Tourist Chick #1: There’s a subway on every corner in New York.
Tourist Chick #2: Really? Wow. How about the trains?
–Starbucks, Times Square
Overheard by: rei-ray
Hobo: Hey, can you guys spare some money?
Chick: No, sorry.
Hobo: That is a white lie from some white people!
–Mott & Spring
Girl #1: I’m living the good life.
Girl #2: No, you’re not! You just sit around eating pie all day.
–The Bowery
