One-liners

Chick on cell: I need you to give me a ride home when I get off the bus. My grandma has been standing in front of my house for over one hour…I bet you anything she needs money again.

–Port Authority

Overheard by: Julio

Posted on March 22, 2006
Astoria, Fashion, Food, Hobos, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Money & Class, Old People, On the Subway, One-liners, Port Authority, Queens, Restaurants & Cafes, Retail Therapy, Shopping, Should've Used a Condom, Stupidity, Times Square, Upper East Side, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

Wednesday One-liners Are on the Other Line

Construction guy: Well, she didn’t sound Chinese over the phone.

–Fulton & William

Posted on March 22, 2006
Asians, Brooklyn, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Dating, Etiquette, Lower East Side, Manhattan, Masturbation, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, On Cell, On the Bus, One-liners, Parents, Relationships, Restaurants & Cafes, Retail Therapy, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Stupidity, Trains Not Subway, Union Square and East Village, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

Wednesday One-liners Still Like Jesse

Guy: Did you see that woman? She looked at us like she’d never seen a black man before.

–NYU College of Dentistry elevator, East 24th Street

Posted on March 22, 2006
Asians, Brooklyn, College, Drinking & Drunk People, Elevators, Etiquette, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Multiculturalism, Overheard Style, National Security, NYU, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Religion, Stupidity, The Village, Upper East Side

Wednesday One-liners for Backdoor Beauties

Guy: Dude, I think I just farted on a model.

–Broadway & Bleecker

Overheard by: Adam Tetzloff

Posted on March 22, 2006
All Wednesday One-Liners, Ass, Asshole, Guys, Health and Hygiene, Models, One-liners, Only in New York, Soho, Street

Wednesday One-liners by Storm Field

Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, this Q train is currently making local stops due to the 12 cups of snow outside.

–Q train

Posted on March 22, 2006
All Wednesday One-Liners, Conductors, On the Subway, One-liners, Only in New York, Subway stations, platforms, etc., Travel

What’s in a Name, Wednesday One-liners?

Receptionist lady: Don’t you be sayin’ my whole name; I’m on America’s Most Wanted!

–NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital, West 168th Street

Overheard by: supermerm

Posted on March 15, 2006
Asians, Bronx Science, Drinking & Drunk People, Drugs, Etiquette, Fast Times at New York High, Ghetto Chicks, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Hipsters, Hospitals, Lower East Side, Manhattan, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Staten Island, Teens, The Bronx, The Village, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport