You’ll Need a Mental Enema First

Hipster college dude: You mean you had anal?
Hipster college chick: Well, more like mental anal.
Hipster college dude: Mental anal. Hmmm, let me think on that a spell.

UNM Campus
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: klutch

Posted on July 11, 2008
Backdoor, Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Guys, Hipsters, New Mexico, Questions

Also Why She Refuses to Play Musical Chairs

Girl #1: Isn’t lap dancing anal sex?
Girl #2: Uhh, excuse me?
Girl #1: Well, if a girl sits on a guy’s lap and he gets an erection, it would go [points up] up the ass, right?

High School
Australia

Overheard by: NinjaPirates

Posted on May 23, 2008
Ass, Australia, Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Erections, Girls, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Good to Meet a Gentleman Of the Old School

Dude: Hey I’m Eddie*.
Chick: Yeah, I know. I’m Lauren*. We’ve met before.
Dude: Oh. Yeah. Well I just thought we should know each other’s name since we’re talking about anal.

The Beta Bar
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: just here for the show

Posted on April 7, 2008
Backdoor, Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Default, Etiquette, Florida, Guys, Names, Relationships

I Think It Distracted People from the Opera

Male stripper: … And I was doing this chick up the ass, and, I mean, it was awesome, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that somehow I was being incredibly rude.

Generator Hostel
London
England

Overheard by: Backpacker Whisperer

Posted on March 5, 2008
Backdoor, Default, England, Gripes, Guys

Well, Why Didn’t You Say So In The First Place

Girl on cell in busy hallway: Will you assholes shut up?! I’m trying to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend here!
Punk: When you get done breaking up with him, can I fuck you?
Girl on cell: No!
Punk: Not even anal?

Macomb Community College
Warren, Michigan

Posted on February 11, 2008
Backdoor, Chicks, Michigan, Punks, Questions

It’s So Hard to Find Cheap Storage in This City

Dominatrix: I don’t do anything sexual to my clients. All I do is stick things up their asses.

Street fair
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on October 12, 2007
Backdoor, California, Chicks, Jobs & Careers

Ow! What the Hell?

Conductor: Plenty of seats in the rear, folks!
Old guy, making way through crowd: I’ll take one in the rear!

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/insert-homosexual-joke-here.html

Overheard by: liz the whiz

Posted on September 29, 2007
Backdoor, Conductors, Old folks, Overheard in Philly

Just Mediterranean Guys? Really?

Girl #1: You know, I think I really like this guy.
Girl #2: What’s his name again?
Girl #1: Andreas. He’s from Greece. He’s really cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, but be careful with those Mediterranean guys. They seem all well and good, but sooner or later they all try to fuck you in the ass.

Harrison Street and 19th Avenue
Hollywood, Florida

Overheard by: it’s funny ’cause it’s true

Posted on September 29, 2007
Backdoor, Chicks, Florida

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