Spring is in the Air (Alongside TB)

Hobo #1: I love you.
Hobo #2: Get the fuck out of here.
Hobo #1: What?
Hobo #2: You are going to fuck with me and you are going to get yourself hurt. I mean it!

–Penn Station

Overheard by: bebe

Posted on June 20, 2021
Anger Management, Crazies, Dating, Hobos, Horny, Manhattan, Men, One Night Stand, Penn Station, Pick-up Lines, Psychology, Relationships, Train Station

Wednesday One-liners Lunch Hour

Teen boy: Yo, I got the munchies, B…Yo, what happened to the guys with candy and shit? Shit was mad convenient.

–1 train

Overheard by: I. J. Meyers

Posted on June 17, 2021
Brooklyn, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Dating, Elevators, Fashion, Food, Health and Hygiene, Junk Food & Fast Food, Latinos, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Old People, On the Bus, On the Subway, One-liners, Parents, Relationships, Restaurants & Cafes, Retail Therapy, Sex & Relationships, Smokers & Smoking, Stupidity, Teens, The Village, Times Square, Upper East Side, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport

Panda Bears Go Through This on a Daily Basis

Girl #1: I can’t go out with him. He’s fat.
Girl #2: So are you.
Girl #1: Really? Oh… yeah.

–Applebee’s, Times Square

Overheard by: eee!

Posted on May 28, 2021
Comebacks, Compare/Contrast, Dating, Default, Diet/Weight, Girls, Restaurants & Cafes, Times Square

When He Talked About Her “Flat,” She Assumed He Was Making Disparaging Comments About Her Chest

Frustrated woman laying out: Actually, no, he didn't say he would call me, he said he would “ring” me.
Indignant friend: What an asshole! Like seriously, you're not British!

–Sheep Meadow

Overheard by: Henry Higgins

Posted on May 20, 2021
Central Park, Dating, Friends, Insults, Languages, Parks, Weirdness, Women

Did He Used To Tell You To Burn Things?

Man on date: I probably shouldn't tell you this, but since I was little I had an imaginary friend named Picoletto.
Woman he's dating: Holy shit! You know Pico!

–McDonald's, Times Square

Overheard by: JP

Posted on May 1, 2021
Dating, Friendship, Kids, Men, Restaurants & Cafes, Times Square, Weirdness, Women

I Mean, Who Wants to See Seussical the Musical?

Girl #1: I met a guy. He's paying for tickets.
Girl #2: Oh, does he have money?
Girl #1: Of course! I wouldn't do it otherwise.

–Forest Hills

Posted on March 24, 2021
Dating, Default, Girls, Money & Class, Prostitution, Queens, Questions

“What do you mean, you’re an Average Joe?”

Woman #1: She had been dating him for, like, two years and then she saw him on a reality dating show last night. Now she’s going break up with him.
Woman #2: Well, maybe the show was filmed before they were dating. You know, sometimes those things take a while to get on the air.
Woman #1: They were going out for 2 years! Don’t you think he should have at least mentioned to her, “By the way, I was on a dating show”?

–Duane Reade, 52nd between Madison & Park

Overheard by: Captain Obvious

Posted on February 5, 2021
Breaking Up, Dating, Duane Reade, Idiots, Stupidity, Talking/Convos, Time, TV, Women

When Your Therapist Has a Degree from Bartending School

Jew: She’s been on dates with 87 guys from JDate? Eighty-seven?!
Jewess: Yeah, her therapist told her that she can’t complain about guys from JDate again until she’s been on 100 dates with guys from JDate, and now she’s really excited for the last 13 so she can start complaining about them again.

–Stay, East Village