Professor: “Did You Bring Enough for the Whole Class?”

Professor to couple making out during lecture: Excuse me, what do you think you're doing?
Guy: Oh sorry, one of our friends bet us 50 bucks we wouldn't make out during a lecture.
Guy in front of him to his girlfriend: We have got to get in on that!

–Fordham University

Posted on July 19, 2009
Apologies, Classroom, Couples, Education, Fordham, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Money & Class, Questions, School and studying, Students, Teachers/Professors, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

My Drywall Became a Wetwall

Teenage girl #1: So you Frenched a hole in your wall?
Teenage girl #2: Yes I did!

–14th St

Posted on July 13, 2009
K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Questions, Street, Teens, Weirdness

Actually, I Hear White Castle Is a Lot Better on the Way Out

Ghetto lady, about young, drunk yuppie throwing his guts up: Daaaamn, that shit's spicy.
Ghetto man to yuppie's girlfriend: You gonna tongue-kiss that nigga now?

–D Train

Overheard by: i bet it was thai

Posted on June 25, 2009
Drunks, Gangstas, Ghetto Chicks, Girlfriends, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, On the Subway, Questions, Scents of the City, Sensory Experiences, Vomit, Yuppies

Why E Is Bad, in a Nutshell

Hipster girl: So, we were talking about, like, Derrida, and like the universe, and then he just kissed me. It was so romantic.
Hipster gay guy, clearly not listening, staring into phone: Oh, so cute. So cute.
Hipster girl: James*, he kissed me!
Hipster gay guy: Woof, woof. Bark. Arf!
Hipster girl: What?
Hipster gay guy: I thought you were talking about a dog, so I chimed in.
Hipster girl: You need to stop doing E.
Hipster gay guy: It makes masturbating great, though.

–Columbia University

Posted on May 11, 2009
Columbia (& Barnard), Columbia University, Girls, Hipsters, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Love, Man's Best Friend, Masturbation, Philosophy, Queer guys

Cindy Has a Lot to Learn About Storytelling

Drunk blonde girl: Yeah, Ryan and I made out two weeks ago.
Drunk friend: Really, oh my god! When?
Drunk blonde girl: Yeah, I told you this! It was before we slept together.

–50th St & 3rd Ave

Overheard by: i certainly hope so..

Posted on May 9, 2009
Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Friends, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Sex

Wednesday Has His Cake and Eats One-Liners, Too

Teen on cell: Man, it's really hard to be bi-curious around gay guys you don't like.

–L Train

Older gay man: Oh, it must be wonderful to be bisexual! I mean, bilingual.

–69th & Broadway

Overheard by: Ana

Girl to friend: My boyfriend is bi. I told him I didn't want him making out with other girls. Other boys are fine, because they don't kiss on the mouth as much.

–Europa Cafe, 53rd & Broadway

Overheard by: Sam

Large black man on cell: Yeah, you know, baby, this is the city. Eeeeverybody's bisexual!

–Battery Park

Overheard by: Modern Guilt

Posted on April 29, 2009
All Wednesday One-Liners, Battery Park, Black People, Compare/Contrast, Friends, Gays and Lesbians, Gender issues, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Languages, Men, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Old People, On Cell, On the Subway, Queer guys, Relationships, Restaurants & Cafes, Sex, Sexuality, Street, Teens, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Wednesday One-Liners, Weirdness, Wishes & desires, Words

In the Sense That She Stole My Wallet and Ran Off

Preteen boy #1: My new girlfriend told me to meet her there after school.
Preteen boy #2: Why don't you just call her and tell her you'll be late?
Preteen boy #1: I don't have her number.
Preteen boy #2: How is she your girlfriend if you don't even have her phone number?
Preteen boy #1: Cause I kissed her on the lips and she liked it!

–L Train