12‐year old girl: Just because we watch porn together doesn’t mean we have sex together.
12‐year old boy: Stop lying, you whore.
–Mulberry & Canal
Overheard by: Tara G
12‐year old girl: Just because we watch porn together doesn’t mean we have sex together.
12‐year old boy: Stop lying, you whore.
–Mulberry & Canal
Overheard by: Tara G
Suit #1: You know what movie they’re filming over there?
Suit #2: I think it’s a snuff film.
–Maiden & Water
Overheard by: Angry Oscillations
Guy #1: Wow, [title of show] was awesome. I thought it was super inspirational.
Guy #2: Yeah, the girl‐on‐girl action was pretty sweet.
Guy #1: And they even had four chairs and a keyboard. How much better does it get?
–Times Square
Overheard by: WonderWoman
Guy: So, I saw this video online of a chick who tied her beef curtains in a knot…
–Astor Pl
Chick: Maybe I should scrap my dissertation and just write erotica?
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy
Chick: My favorite porn line, and possibly my favorite movie line ever, is, ‘Suck it, my queen. Suck it.’
–Grand Sichuan, St. Mark’s Pl
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Intern to another: They do too make gay pornography!
–42nd & Madison
Overheard by: Nicolas Agrait
Cube neighbor on phone with friend: So, the first thing she needs to do is throw it out — get rid of all the porn. I mean, she has closets and closets full of it!
–Midtown
20‐something woman on cell: I may be too analytical for erotica.
–Outside Century 21
Overheard by: McFreaky
30‐something on cell: Mom, he came over and took a picture of my toilet!
–Spring & Greene
20‐something chick: First of all, who poses bare‐ass naked on a car in a Wal‐Mart parking lot? Secondly, who bleaches their asshole? Third, who takes a picture of it and e‑mails it to all their friends?!
–113th, between Broadway & Amsterdam
Overheard by: Ladle
Queer: He photographs really poorly. That’s a big problem for me…
–Starbucks, Washington Square
Overheard by: jess
Woman to friend: You know, just because I work with her doesn’t mean I have to look at photos of her placenta.
–34th & 3rd
Overheard by: X. L. Percy
Yuppie: I myself don’t watch porn, but I am told by trustworthy sources that at least two‐thirds of all pornographic movies have no artistic value.
– Lower East Side
Obnoxious NYU student on phone: Hey, remember that cute boy in my chemistry class I was telling you about? Well, I totally just saw him in a gay porno!
–Study Room, NYU Dorm
Overheard by: NYU Ears
Patient woman: She’s making friends with an old porn star, leave her alone!
–2nd Ave b/w 50th & 51st
Overheard by: sab
Cranky suit to nodding friend: Except for porn and eBay, no one knows how to make money anymore!
–Madison Ave & 47th St
Overheard by: kricka
Girl to friend: This would be a great place to shoot a porno.
–Downstairs Bar, Morimoto Restaurant
iPhone screamer: Yeah, just take the exec‐u‐table file and put it in the folder. Right the exec‐u‐table file! I know, the music is funny, like a porno, right?
–33rd St b/w 5th & 6th
Chick: You *know* we’re all going to be googling “eggbeater porn” before the night is over.
–Party, 171st & Broadway
Overheard by: Ladle
Man on cell: Yeah, I got girls who can do that…That too. You just call me back in an hour, I’ll be at the house…I know you make high‐quality adult productions, you’re the kind of man I want to be working with…No, the girls talk through me…I got this one girl, very high quality, based in Oregon, she was in Las Vegas last week, she’ll do whatever you ask…
–Washington Square Park
White guy: Honestly, this sounds crazy, but I’ve never been able to find actual porn on the internet.
Asian girl, indignant: Dude. You just google “porn.”
–Bleecker St
