A Weave Covers a Multitude Of Sins, Just Not That One

Girl #1: All I know is, you need to take care of your pussy first, then worry about your damn hair.
Girl #2: I already told you I'm goin' to the damn doctor to get that shit looked at, now lemme go get my extensions in peace.
Girl #1: You can get all the extensions, weaves and whatnot you want, but if your pussy stays rotten, ain't nobody gonna get anywhere near that shit.
Girl #2: Bitch, will you shut up about my damn pussy. Everybody gotta hear about my pussy? Shit, now we got half the damn city hearing about my pussy!
Girl #1: They probably smell it too.
Girl #2: Fuck you, bitch!
Girl #1: Say fuck you all you want, a weave and fixing your pussy.

–40th & 8th

Overheard by: SandmanEsq

Posted on July 5, 2009
Advice, Girls, Hair, Insults, Medicine, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Sensory Experiences, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes & desires

The De Beers Commercial That Never Made It to TV

Gay, complaining about relationship: I'm so tired of this…do you think love lasts forever?
Girl, obviously frustrated about being single: Fuck it, Jaimie, the real question is whether it ever starts.

–H&M, NoHo

Overheard by: Yeah I'd like to know too

Posted on July 3, 2009
Anger Management, Girls, Gripes, Insults, Love, Queer guys, Questions, Store, The Village

The Side Of George W. Bush You Rarely Saw

Guy: Of course I thought about it before I did it!
Girl: So you're a premeditated moron.

–55th & Broadway

Overheard by: Cornbread Jim

Posted on July 3, 2009
Girls, Guys, Insults, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Stupidity

How'd You Know?!

Smoking scenester #1 to another, after seeing toy poodle: Hey, look, that must be one of them dumb city rat dogs.
Girl with poodle to smoking scenester #1: Hey, look, you must be one of those dumb bridge & tunnel cunts.

–11th & 1st

Posted on July 3, 2009
Girls, Idiots, Insults, Man's Best Friend, Union Square and East Village

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Boys But Were Afraid to Ask

Guy #1: He wouldn't stop telling me to eat the cactus, so I just broke down and did it.
Guy #2: Wow, what about the needles?
Guy #1: I put it in a blender first, dumbass.
Guy #2: Oh. So what happened?
Guy #1: I drank like three quarters of it and I threw up. A lot. Like “mother of god.”
Guy #2: Sheesh, then what?
Guy #1: I passed out for about 9 hours.
Guy #2: Awesome.
Guy #1: Yeah.

–G Train

Posted on July 3, 2009
Food, Guys, Insults, On the Subway, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Trees and plants, Vomit

Oh No, Wednesday One-Liners Didn't!

Middle aged white woman on cell: I did not call you a scumbag, but you are a scumbag.

–3rd Ave & 85th

Overheard by: Guy Walking

Street youth to another: Nigga, you got a face like a hologram!

–159th St & Ft. Washington

Girl: Yeah, she was like, "Oh my god! Did you see what this guy was wearing?" Please, she should go to a state school, because it sounds like that's where she belongs.

–NYU

Girl to boyfriend, during fight: You're like an empty Christmas present!

–16th St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: Lizzie

Guy on cell: Well, that's one way of looking at it, but could it be possible that you just suck as a person, and it was really all your fault?

–N Train

Overheard by: Shock-E

Posted on July 1, 2009
All Wednesday One-Liners, Anger Management, Boyfriends, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Clothing, Compare/Contrast, Gifts, Girls, Guys, Insults, Money & Class, NYU, On Cell, On the Subway, One-liners, Physical appearance, Questions, School and studying, Street, The Bronx, Upper East Side, Wednesday One-Liners, Women

Wanting to Eat Your Veggies Makes Us All Look Bad

Hyper kid to mom, loudly: Where is my veggie soup!? (repeats it several times)
Grumpy old dude: Shut the fuck up, kid!
(general laughter)

–Deli, 57th St & 7th Ave

Overheard by: gunnarsix

Posted on June 26, 2009
Delis, Guys, Insults, Kids, Laughter, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Moms, Parents, Should've Used a Condom, Vegetarian & Vegan

It's Like She Can Hear Everything I Say to You

Woman on train to loud Puerto Rican woman on cell: Excuse me, can you please lower your voice?
Puerto Rican woman, into cell: This bitch just asked me to lower my voice!

–NJ Transit

Overheard by: Emily