I Shouldn't Have Skipped the Preliminaries

Girl #1: It is so hard getting laid living with my brother. I am a fucking loud girl when it's going on. For me to be quiet has been hard as hell.
Girl #2: Maybe get him to gag you, you'll like it and you will be quiet, that is what I found myself getting into.
Girl #1: I don't know, maybe I will try it, but I can't be doing that with a guy I meet on the first night.
Girl #3: It would be like anything else: try it a few times, if you don't like it find something else.
Girl #1: Last time I did that I tried anal, and that did not end well.
Girls #2 and #3: (laugh hard)
Girl #2: I remember that disaster.

Bar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 27, 2015
Backdoor, Bars & Clubs, Family ties, Girls, Kink, Pennsylvania, Sex

But It’s Not Like Anything Can Compare to Your Grandma’s

Irish rugby fan, to crowd of others: … So I said to him, ‘It’s just like eating out your sister’s pussy — tastes just as good, but it’s not quite right.’

Metro
Paris
France

Overheard by: kitkat …Scarred for Life

Posted on June 12, 2015
Creepsters, Family ties, France, Gripes, Kink

Okay, Speak to Me Like I'm From Kentucky

Guy #1: What's a “ball gag”?
Guy #2: Oh, come on! Leather daddies and ball gags are always synonymous.

Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on December 4, 2014
Default, Guys, Kentucky, Kink, Questions, Toys, Words

Mary Lou Gets Another Merit Badge

Chick #1: No sex, just rimming.
Chick #2: Great!

Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 30, 2014
Colorado, Default, Girls, Kink, Sex

He’s Now Extinct

Woman: I can’t believe my friend pterodactyled me yesterday.

Stumptown Coffee House
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/02/jurassic-position.html

Overheard by: jose

Posted on October 28, 2014
Chicks, Kink, Overheard in PDX

Perhaps It’s Time to Repair the Hole in Our Shared Wall

Girl: So, felching is when I rim you, right?
Guy: Something like that.
Girl: Is it like a frumpie? I think I’m more comfortable getting fucked in the ass by a girl than a guy. I mean, it’s like the oral thing — I’d rather lick a pussy while you fuck me than suck a dick.
Guy: Alright.
Girl: I can’t believe your neighbor knocked on your door to shut us up! That was too funny.
Guy: She’s British. She doesn’t really understand rough sex, just tea and finding her husband in her thongs.

Hop’s Grill and Bar
Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: just trying to eat dinner without hearing the word ‘frumpie’