Hipster waitress to another: Camel toe is like, really hot, but also really uncomfortable.
College guy to friend: Dude, I’d definitely date a dude who looked like a hot chick… It’s not gay.
Overheard by: Stephen
Professor: Welcome to CUNY, it’s like menopause. It’s either too hot or too cold.
–City University of New York
Latino girl on cell: Bitch, please. I’m gonna look mad hot tonight. I’ma comb my hair!
Male professor: I don’t care how hot Brad Pitt is… If he sits on my lap, nothing’s going to happen!
–New York Institute of Technology
Overheard by: Not Brad Pitt