It’s Still Better Than Maxim

Frat boy #1: I’ve been reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. Dude, this book makes so much sense. I totally understand women now.
Frat boy #2: Yeah?
Frat boy #1: Yeah. This girl at work, she was all into me and shit and I totally cut her off, it was cold. She was so annoying. I really understand how to deal with women now. It explains all their games and translates what they’re saying.
Frat boy #2: So I’m reading this book about Transylvanian necrophiliacs…

–1 Train

Overheard by: Suzanne

Posted on August 5, 2014
Books & Writing, Frat Boys, Guys, On the Subway, Psychology, Sex & Relationships, Students, Subway stations, platforms, etc., Vampires, Ghouls, and Ghosts, oh my!, Yeaaahhh College!

There Are Other Reasons???

Indie Kid: I’m against gun control, but not because I wanna horde guns and kill niggers!

–Sin-e’

Posted on August 4, 2014
Guys, Union Square and East Village, Violence

Punchlines without Straightlines

Very Straight Guy: Hey, it’s not like I’m giving Ellen DeGeneres a claddagh ring!

–Jeremy’s Ale House

Overheard by: Megan Buckley

Posted on August 3, 2014
Bars & Clubs, Gays and Lesbians, Gifts, Gripes, Guys, Music, TV

More Cushion for the Pushin’

Guy: The bed shook. It shook with me. The bed shook.

–26th & 3rd

Contributed by: Megan Buckley

Posted on August 1, 2014
Fat People, Guys, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, One-liners, Sex & Relationships, Street

2+3=4?

Guy: It seems like the first couple of seasons of the Sopranos were exciting, but the last few have been boring.

–D Train

Posted on August 1, 2014
Guys, On the Subway, People, Places, Pop Culture, Subway stations, platforms, etc., Topics, TV

Fun at the Post Office

A young man apparently cuts the line at the PO.

Old Italian: Hey, there’s a line here buddy.
Young guy: I waited already, I got money orders.
Old Italian: I didn’t see you anywhere near the line.
Young guy: I got money orders before and now I’m mailing them.
Old Italian: We’ve all got orders. Geez, no one wants to wait on line any more. And now the guy’s serving him.
Young guy: Shut up.
Old Italian: Ah, get lost, you idiot. If I was five years younger I would put you up against the wall.
Postal Worker: Next.
Old Italian: How much to send this express mail?
Postal Worker: $13.65.
Old Italian: Maron.

–Bensonhurst