Does a Wednesday One-Liner Shit in the Woods?

Puzzled guy on cell: What kind of girl calls you a "cuddly wuddly bear" and doesn't go out with you?

–The Village

Overheard by: Greene

Hobo: Hey there, folks! I'm Yogi Bear! Have you seen Ranger Rick?

–Gray's Papaya

Overheard by: Zach

Woman on cell: I'm glad the evil bear didn't kill you in your sleep!

–113th & Broadway

Overheard by: Ladle

Drunk girl to sober companion: Oh my god, I saw this dog the other day. It was a bear!

–Tick-Tock Diner

Outraged girl on cell: She's anti-polar bear?

–NYU Campus

Overheard by: nina

Posted on April 29, 2009
All Wednesday One-Liners, Animals & Nature, Columbia University, Compare/Contrast, Dating, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Guys, Hobos, Hot dog stands, Man's Best Friend, Murder, Nicknames & name calling, NYU, On Cell, One-liners, Questions, Restaurants & Cafes, Street, Stupidity, The Village, TV, Wednesday One-Liners, Weirdness, Women

Even Oprah's Tried Wednesday One-Liners

Guy sitting at bar: I live in the ghetto. And there's a lot of crackheads. But I'm not attracted to them.

–Mojito Loco, Brooklyn

Crackhead to gay boy: Yo, gay boy! When a crackhead asks you a question you answer!

–110th St Station

Guy to friend: The only reason I quit cigarettes was because crack ended up being cheaper.

–NYU Bobst Library

Girl on cell: Well, it's a good thing you didn't buy that crack then. (pause) Oh.

–Columbia University College Walk

Posted on April 29, 2009
All Wednesday One-Liners, Bars & Clubs, Brooklyn, Columbia (& Barnard), Columbia University, Compare/Contrast, Druggies, Friends, Gays and Lesbians, Girls, Guys, Hard Drugs, Library, Money & Class, NYU, On Cell, One-liners, Queer guys, Questions, Sex, Smoking, Subway stations, platforms, etc., Wednesday One-Liners, Weirdness

Or Do I Know You from Right Girl's Island?

Asian lady in geisha costume, passing out fliers: Lunch specials, grand opening, fresh sushi!
Black dude: Excuse me, but me and my friend had a bet…are you dressed like girls from the movie Memoirs of Engagement?

–53rd & Lexington

Overheard by: An

Posted on April 28, 2009
Asians, Black People, Clothing, Ethnic Food, Flyer people, Guys, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Movies, Questions, Street

My LCD Screen Is More Of an “Entertainment Experience”

20-something girl: So yeah, I'm finally going to the gym today.
20-something guy: I stopped going to the gym years ago. I have a Wii fit.
20-something girl: Cool. How's that working for you?
20-something guy (as if it were obvious): Oh, I don't have a tv.

–21st & Broadway

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on April 28, 2009
Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Fitness, Girls, Guys, Questions, TV, Video Games

If Ever a “Stimulus Package” Joke Were Called For…

Guy: You're not wearing any pants. We should have taken a cab.
Girl: We are in a recession, you can fondle me at home.

–50th St

Overheard by: Chris S

Posted on April 26, 2009
Clothing, Girls, Guys, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Money & Class, Public Transportation

God, I Miss Middle School.

Tween girl #1: Yeah, I was naked.
Tween guy: Why wasn't I there?
Tween girl #2: We were all taking showers together.
Tween girl #1: Yeah, I was drunk.
Tween girl #2: On champagne.
Tween girl #1: Yeah, I was raped.
Tween girl #2: Oh right, that was a fun night.

–Europa Cafe, Penn Station