Bosses

Manager: Pants off is the new black.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/new-black.html

Overheard by: fool

Library patron: I'm a molecular biologist. I don't care about things I can see with my eyes.

UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: MaggieB

Male patron, hitting on girl at bar: Not gonna lie, when I get drunk, I get charming.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267312132/you-and-everyone-else-pal.html

Overheard by: friends of both

Businessman: I know! Because what was I supposed to kill him with—my driver? Can you even use a golf club for that sort of thing?

Arlington, Virginia