So the Liberal Media Would Have Us Believe

Woman: How old is that bible?
Clerk (picking it up): 1911.
Woman: Thats the first one?
Clerk: First what?
Woman: First bible.
Clerk: (astonished silence)

Resale Shop
Hammond, Indiana

Posted on July 30, 2008
Books, Christianity, Default, History, Indiana, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Women

She’ll Get Forgiveness, but Not Permission

Asian girl #1: They’re doing it.
Asian girl #2: They’re doing it a lot, it’s like twice a week!
Asian girl #1: Man, and she wants it, too!
Asian girl #2: She’s Catholic.

San Francisco, California

Posted on June 1, 2008
Asians, Christianity, Friends, Girls, Relationships, San Francisco, Sex

Unless There’s Something I Don’t Know About DVD Players

Guy on cell: Just because you own one doesn’t make you Mormon!

Barnes & Noble
Southlake, Texas

Overheard by: Autumn

Posted on May 31, 2008
Christianity, Compare and contrast, Guys, On the phone, Stores, Texas

But He Just Unchained Me from the Stove, So I’m Trying Not to Press My Luck

Mitt Romney volunteer: So basically I asked my husband if we could please try not to have a baby this year.

Mackinac Island, Michigan

Overheard by: Glad I Chose Fred Thompson

Posted on April 18, 2008
Christianity, Michigan, Offers and requests, Offspring, Pregnancy, Religious fanatics, Sexuality, Whiteys, Wishes, Women

Almost Like She Thinks I’m a Smartass

Guy #1: I think I fucked up my chance with Jen.
Guy #2: Why? what did you do?
Guy #1: Well she’s religious, and she sent me a text today that says, “I get real emotional on Good Friday.” so I write back, ‘I get real emotional on filet-o-fish Fridays.’ She hasn’t responded since.

Burbank, California

Overheard by: James Jameson