At This Point in Time, I Have No Recollection Of Those Wednesday One-Liners

Girl: I only remember things when I insult them!

–Bronx High School of Science

Overheard by: urbanadventurer

College dude: I remember this place… We were here last night right before I blacked out!

–St. Mark's Place

Overheard by: Amanda

Girl on cell: Okay, if you're stopping by my house, remember to bring that shirt you borrowed from me. Mmm-hmm. By the way, your husband wants to get it on with another dude.

–Union Square

Woman on cell: Alright, honey, have a fun bachelor party. Just promise me you'll get shit-faced, fall-on-your-ass drunk so you can't remember any of those strippers. Okay?

–Prospect Park, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Wait. What?

Posted on January 27, 2010
All Wednesday One-Liners, Backdoor, Bronx Science, Brooklyn, Celebrations/Parties, Clothing, Drinking & Drunk People, Frat Boys, Gays and Lesbians, Girls, Infidelity, Insults, On Cell, One-liners, Parks, Sexuality, Strippers, The Bronx, Union Square and East Village, Weirdness, Wishes & desires, Women

January Is Foursome Month

Gay guy #1: Would you be mad if I told you I had a threesome in December?
Gay guy #2: No. But if you told me you had a threesome in January I would be.

–9th Ave & 17th St

Overheard by: Chelsea Girl

Posted on January 22, 2010
Anger Management, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Gays and Lesbians, Queer guys, Three is Company, Time

Wednesday One-Liners Are Also a Member

Woman on cell: The inflatable penis and inflatable vagina are for me, mom, I figured the kids could use them as pillows.

–Broadway & Worth St

Overheard by: Hoping I never go on a car trip with this broad

Passerby to man peeing in the bushes: There's a kid coming, put your cock up!

–Union Square

Scene Soho chick: He's not gay, he just loves cock!

–Uncle Nick's Greek Cuisine, 9th Ave

Overheard by: Todd

Little boy throwing marshmallows: I hit him in the penis!

–Frankfort & Rose

Overheard by: Kristen

Posted on January 20, 2010
All Wednesday One-Liners, Gays and Lesbians, Girls, Kids, Men, Moms, On Cell, One-liners, Parents, Pee, Penis, Restaurants & Cafes, Sexuality, Strangers, Street, Union Square and East Village, Vagina, Violence, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport, Wednesday One-Liners, Weirdness, Women

Maybe She'd Tell Me I'm Pretty and That She Loves Me

Girl: I don't date much.
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Umm… No reason.
Guy: Are you a lesbian?
Girl: No!
Guy, pointing to a girl walking by: Would you date her?
Girl, thinking it over: I actually might.

–Central Park

Overheard by: Andrew

Posted on January 15, 2010
Central Park, Dating, Gays and Lesbians, Girls, Guys, Lies, Parks, Sexuality

I See You As More Of a Handball Guy

Grad student: I'm signing up for squash classes. I like squash, even though it's messed up my tennis playing.
Gay coworker: Oh, I approve of all the racket sports. Maybe I should play squash, too, since my wrists are not firm. (laughs)

–NYU Meyer Building

Posted on December 24, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Gays and Lesbians, Laughter, NYU, Queer guys, Sexuality, Sports, Students

Fine. Now Explain the “I Fuck Men” T-Shirt.

Guy: Why do men keep flirting with me?
Girl #1: Why do you think?
Guy: Is it because of my pants?
Girl #2: Because they're tight?
Guy: These are loose!

–Washington Square Park

Posted on December 22, 2009
Clothing, Gays and Lesbians, Girls, Guys, Parks, Physical appearance, Pick-up Lines, Questions, Washington Square Park

Billy, We're Hairdressers

Dude #1: I don't even care, man.
Dude #2: I do! I ain't workin' for no fag!

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Melanie

Posted on December 21, 2009
Gays and Lesbians, Gripes, Guys, Insults, Jobs & Careers, Penn Station

But Not French, Because It Goes Against God's Will

Columbia student #1: She had a sex change. Or wait–what do you call it?
Columbia student #2: No–she came out.
Columbia student #1: Yeah, she came out. She speaks all these languages–Spanish, Italian, Brazilian…

–1 Train

Overheard by: Kyla

Posted on December 20, 2009
Gays and Lesbians, Languages, On the Subway, Sexuality, Students

Or Cher.

Gay guy to girl: He's so unapproachable and homophobic.
Girl: Honey, he's not homophobic; he just really doesn't like you.

–Upper East Side

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on December 6, 2009
Comebacks, Gays and Lesbians, Girls, Queer guys, Upper East Side

Well, It's Not Porno

Guy: Yeah, I'm reading that in the Playbill.
Bimbo: Ew! You brought a porno magazine to a Broadway show?
Guy: No, no, no… Playbill. Not Playboy. It's a Broadway magazine.
Bimbo: Oh. (pauses) So wait, it's gay porno?

–8th Ave

Posted on December 3, 2009
Bimbettes, Gays and Lesbians, Guys, Manhattan, Names, Porn, Questions, Show business, Stupidity

Gays and Lesbians

At This Point in Time, I Have No Recollection Of Those Wednesday One-Liners