Hasn't That Exhibit Been Done?

Cute girl to drunk friend sitting provocatively with a miniskirt on: Sit up, Beth, your coochie's hangin' out.
Drunk friend: I can't get up. (yelling) Does anyone on this train have a problem with my vagina hanging out?
(train is silent)
Drunk friend: See? No one cares. Vaginas are like modern art these days.
Cute girl: I guess.
Drunk friend: You could take a picture of my snatch right now, frame it, make it look like Warhol, and it would sell in the MoMA for five thousand bucks. Hell, I should be charging admission fees right now. Anyone who comes to see my snatch exhibit and doesn't buy a copy is a misogynist.

–A Train

Posted on February 12, 2016
Compare/Contrast, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Money & Class, On the Subway, Pictures, Vagina, Visual Art

If You Drank It You Wouldn’t Get Pregnant

Girl #1: I didn’t know I was pregnant for, like, 4 weeks.
Girl #2: Seriously?
Girl #1: Yeah, and you know I drank a shitload in that time.

–Rockefeller Plaza

Posted on February 8, 2016
Bimbettes, Drinking & Drunk People, Girls, Pregnancy & Birth Control, Rockefeller Center

There Are Two Types Of Girls in This World…

Perky trainer: Before we start the class, is there anyone with any injuries that I need to be aware of?
Chubby girl who smells vaguely of cigarettes: Does a hangover count?

–Equinox Gym, Upper West Side

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on February 6, 2016
Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Fitness, Girls, Gyms, Health and Hygiene, Questions, Smokers & Smoking, Teachers/Professors, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

Which, in Turn, Reminds Me Of Why I Love You

Girl #1: But I've been eating so much lately!
Girl #2: Rachel. You are not pregnant.
Girl #1: Yes I ammmmm! (flails arms)
Girl #2: This reminds me of the time you were drunk and tried to run into traffic.

–Outside Virgin Records, 14th St

Posted on February 5, 2016
Cars and Driving, Default, Drinking & Drunk People, Food, Girls, Pregnancy & Birth Control, Store, Suicide, Union Square and East Village

Or Maybe Learn to Drink

Girl #1: She's playing rugby?!
Girl #2: Yeah, I guess it's really intense.
Girl #1: I'm gonna play quidditch in college.

–W 62nd St & Central Park West

Posted on February 3, 2016
Girls, School and studying, Sports, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

But Beak Lady Can Turn Her Head 360 Degrees!

Girl #1: Oh my gosh…identical twins..with man-chins!
Girl #2: Oh! They work at Hooter’s!
Girl #1: What? How did you know?
Girl #2: I noticed them when I went last week. They were all blonde and skinny there but those two definitely tied for most freakish.

–9th & 48th

Overheard by: Diane C.

Posted on February 3, 2016
Beauty, Diet/Weight, Family Ties, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Weirdness

So Gay It’s Straight

Long-haired dude: You penised his penis with your penis!
Creepy chick: Dude! That’s, like, penis cubed!
Long-haired dude: Damn. How many penises is that?
Creepy chick: Well, three. Penis times penis times penis. Duh.

–56th & Lex

Overheard by: i never passed math

Posted on February 3, 2016
Creepsters, Friends, Girls, Guys, Idiots, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Penis, Stupidity, Talking/Convos, Weirdness, Words

Just Spare Me the “Great Institution” Joke

Crazy man: Girl, you been married?
Teenager girl: Yes.
Crazy man: You divorced?
Teenager girl: Yes.
Crazy man: How many times you been married?
(teenager girl holds out five fingers)
Crazy man: Damn girl, I've only been married once and we're still together.

–Time Square Shuttle

Overheard by: Holly