20-something girl: So yeah, I'm finally going to the gym today.
20-something guy: I stopped going to the gym years ago. I have a Wii fit.
20-something girl: Cool. How's that working for you?
20-something guy (as if it were obvious): Oh, I don't have a tv.
–21st & Broadway
Overheard by: Alex
Woman to kid holding a “free hugs” sign: Hey! Where's my hug?
(kid hugs woman)
Drunk chick: There's so much fucking love, we should just buy a llama and it'll be like our llama, you know?
–W 4th St
Guy: You're not wearing any pants. We should have taken a cab.
Girl: We are in a recession, you can fondle me at home.
–50th St
Overheard by: Chris S
Tween girl #1: Yeah, I was naked.
Tween guy: Why wasn't I there?
Tween girl #2: We were all taking showers together.
Tween girl #1: Yeah, I was drunk.
Tween girl #2: On champagne.
Tween girl #1: Yeah, I was raped.
Tween girl #2: Oh right, that was a fun night.
–Europa Cafe, Penn Station
Teen girl: They's your friends…
Teen boy: Is they my friends, or my friends' friends, or just some niggas I know? Get your terminology right.
–Chinese Restaurant, Brooklyn
Girl leaving class: And then we took the contraceptive and put it on our face.
Friend: Boy, this conversation would be awkward out of context.
–NY Law, Worth & Church
Overheard by: Louie Q
Asian chick: I was looking for dog toys.
White chick: And how'd you get from that to vibrators?
–Dallas BBQ, Chelsea
Overheard by: Saaaandwich?
Girl: You know, I used to think that Princess Diana was related to John F. Kennedy.
Guy: You're dumb.
–Barnes & Noble, Forest Hills, Queens
Overheard by: Rebecca
Girl #1: Where is Jose, anyway?
Girl #2: Boyfriended.
Girl #1: Is that like an island or something?
Girl #2: No, it's a state of being.
–Manhattan Ave & India St
Vendor: Can I ask you a question?
Girl: No.
Vendor: Can I grab your ass?
Girl: No.
–Time Square
