Wheresday One-Liners

NYU guy to tourist friends: Well, here's Grand Central!

–Broadway & Waverly

Guy on Sidekick to another: I wasn't sure if he was talking about Buffalo or Baltimore! I mean, I don't even know where Buffalo is! Is it a state?

–1 Train

Overheard by: amalthya

Ditzy girl sobbing on cell: You don't understand! They told me I was supposed to go to Penn Station but I just don't know where that is!

–Penn Station

Overheard by: queenofscots

Guy on cell: I don't get it–why go all the way to Ireland if you're not going to go see Stonehenge?

–Costco, Brooklyn

Girlfriend to boyfriend: Is this Times Square?

–85th & 1st

Overheard by: Special K

Posted on December 6, 2020
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It’s a Natural Defense Against Predators

Girl #1: Like, I used to either black out or throw up, not both. But lately, I have only been blacking out!
Girl #2: Well, which do you prefer?
Girl #1: Actually, I prefer blacking out.
Girl #2: Oh, really? Id rather throw up.

–6 platform, Union Square

Posted on December 5, 2020
Drinking & Drunk People, Girls, Subway stations, platforms, etc.

And He's on Antibiotics

Drunk girl #1: Call me tomorrow morning and tell me how you feel!
Drunk girl #2: I'll be just fine cuz I just made out with Travis.

–19th St & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: k

Posted on December 4, 2020
Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Union Square and East Village

This Girl on the Titanic: Yeah, He Said the Ship Hit an Iceberg. So Anyway…

Crazy guy gasps: Help! [No one moves.] I said, ‘Help‘!
Chick on cell: He said, ‘Help.’

–Staten Island Ferry

Overheard by: Nicole

Posted on December 4, 2020
Crazies, Girls, Idiots, Only in New York, Staten Island Ferry, Weirdness, Words

Or Timbuktu?

Guy: I like to travel a lot.
Girl: Ohhh! Have you ever been to New Jersey?

–72nd & Central Park West

Overheard by: Ross

Posted on December 3, 2020
Girls, Guys, Questions, Stupidity, Travel, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

Probably Too Soon for a Song Here

Blonde: This bridge collapsed, it's so sad.
Brunette: Why?
Blonde: Why?
Blonde: Oh, what is it happy?
Brunette: No it's not happy.
Blonde: Yay, a bridge collapsed?
Brunette: Yay!
Brunette: London Bridge fell and it got a mothafuckin song!

–7th Ave & 23rd St

Posted on December 1, 2020
Accidents, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Girls, Happiness, Insults, Questions, Singing

A Kappa and the Bee

Sorority girl #1 texting on cell: I hate how words can sometimes spell other words.
Sorority girl #2: Yeah, I know.

–NYU

Posted on November 30, 2020
Cell Phone, Girls, Idiots, NYU, Sorority Girls, Students, Words

With This Ring, I Thee Wednesday One-Liner

Woman on phone: The point is, I asked you to marry me and you hesitated. You hesitated!

–Grand Central Terminal

Acting professor: Act as if you're fascinated by what they're saying, while thinking about something else. That's what boys learn to do when they get married.

–NYU

Overheard by: Lisa

Man, advising another flirting with hot woman: You gotta go for it–unless she's married!

–2 Train

Five-year-old boy to another: Yeah, well… I'll let you marry my daughter!

–10th St & University

Overheard by: Ricky

Man to male friend: So basically, I took her to a gay bar on our wedding night.

–Central Park

Chick to guy: Are we *seriously* arguing about whether or not aunt Jemima would support gay marriage?

–Park Slope

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on November 29, 2020
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One of Those ‘It’s Funny Because It’s True’ Situations

Chick #1: Yeah, she totally called her a slut.
Chick #2: No way! Wow!
Chick #1: Yeah, she did.
Chick #2: Wow, that’s rough… well, actually, she is kind of a slut. I guess it’s not really an insult if it’s true.

–Sarabeth’s Restaurant, 92nd & Madison

Overheard by: Dan

Posted on November 27, 2020
Girls, Ladies Who Lunch, Prostitution, Restaurants & Cafes, Upper East Side

That’s Not Really By Choice, Fattie

Girl #1: Oh, look! Those clothes are cute. Let’s go look over there.
Girl #2: Those are maternity clothes.
Girl #1: Oh my God, no way!
Girl #2: Yes, see? It says “A Pea in the Pod Maternity Clothes”.
Girl #1: Oh wow, I had no idea!
Girl #2: Yeah, they are.
Girl #1: Well! There isn’t going to be a pea in this pod any time soon, I can tell you that!

–Macy’s

Posted on November 27, 2020
Clothing, Friends, Girls, Idiots, Retail Therapy, Store, Stupidity, Talking/Convos, Wishes & desires

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