Today, Wednesday One-Liner Is a Woman.

Girl on cell: It just… It's not like it sucks. (pause) It just sucks, ya know? I mean, I had my period this morning, and I just wanna get high.

–Borough of Manhattan Community College

Overheard by: 447ght

Customer, buying two packs of Kotex: Next time you order these, you should get the kind with deodorant. It really makes a difference!

–112th St & St. Nicholas

Guy on cell: Dude! Guys don't PMS!

–Port Authority

Overheard by: allie

Girl #1: I once made a Nativity from feminine products. (awkward silence) They weren't used, though…

–Barnard

Overheard by: Brooklyn

Posted on March 21, 2020
All Wednesday One-Liners, College, Columbia (& Barnard), Compare/Contrast, Customers, Drugs, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Insults, Menstruation, On Cell, One-liners, Port Authority, Religion, Wednesday One-Liners, Weirdness, Wishes & desires

NewsFlash: Art Student Slutty. Film at 11

Guy: Stop staring at me.
Girl: I'm not staring at you. What, I'm not allowed to look at you now?
Guy: Not like that. You have bedroom eyes.
Girl: Bedroom eyes? I don't have bedroom eyes. That's the way I normally look, you know that.
Guy: Yeah, because you're everyone's girl.
Girl: Shut up, no I'm not! Whatever, at least I get laid.

–Elevator, Pratt Institute

Overheard by: that girl

Posted on March 11, 2020
Body Parts, College, Girls, Guys, Sex

If the Light’s Purple, You’re Crossing Over

Bike guy: The light’s red. Move out of the way.
Woman: Fuck you. I don’t care if the light’s purple, bitch. I cross when I want!

–20th & 8th

Posted on March 5, 2020
Assholes, Cars and Driving, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Comebacks, Guys, Insults, Only in New York, Women

After Initially Rejecting My Advances

Guy: He is so weird!
Girl: Yeah, he really bothers me sometimes.
Guy: I can't believe he asked to have a threesome with you.

–13th & University

Posted on March 3, 2020
Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, The Village, Three is Company, Weirdness

Or a Piece of Paper with the Word “Money” on It

Dude: Are you guys going to get, like, totally drunk tonight and make out?
Sister #1: I'd do it for a lot of money.
Sister #2: A lot of money.
Sister #1: I'd do it for a little money.

–Uptown 1 Train

Posted on March 1, 2020
Compare/Contrast, Default, Drinking & Drunk People, Guys, Incest, Money & Class, On the Subway, Prostitution, Questions, Sisters

That Was a Request, Not a Complaint

Guy #1: Yo B., let’s cross here.
Guy #2: Did you just call me Babe?
Guy #1: No, niggah, I called you B.! You outta your fuckin’ mind?

–Spring & W. Broadway

Posted on February 27, 2020
Gangstas, Gays and Lesbians, Guys, Names, Street, The Village

If You Make It Back, It Means You’re in the Fraternity

Conductor: Could the loud and rowdy passengers please calm down? We ask that passengers on the train respect the other riders.
Sailor #1: Fuck you! Fuck you! I don’t give a fuck what you say. I do whatever I want.
Sailor #2: Wait, what if he gets mad and, like, drops us off in a different state?!

–6 train

Posted on February 22, 2020
Conductors, Default, Guys, Offers and requests, On the Subway, Stupidity, U.S. Geography

Tonight's Movie: It's Complicated

Guy: We're not friends on Facebook.
Girl: But how do you see my pictures?
Guy: Well, there's some of your photos that are private, and others that are public. When I go to your page, which is often, I can just search through those, or go to your friends' pages. A lot of them don't have private pictures.

–Starbucks, Union Square

Overheard by: Randy